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“What? What kind of dare is that?” Colonel Mustang demanded.
It was a slow day at work, and the guys were bored. There was a file room that hadn’t been used in a while, so they thought, why not? Right now they were doing dares, but who knew what could happen next?
“The kind I want to watch. Now do it, a dare’s a dare.” Havoc said, grinning.
“You know it couldn’t be any worse than that rap thing you did the other day.” Fuery unhelpfully added. Roy blushed and rolled his eyes.
“Fine. But you better believe you will be doing something humiliating on your turn.” Roy opened the door and made his way to where Riza Hawkeye’s desk was with the rest of Team Mustang close by, ready to watch the show.
Riza was at her desk doing paperwork, as diligent as always. Roy tapped on the desk to get her attention. Riza looked up expectantly. “What is it, sir?” She asked, setting down her pen. Shooting one last glare at Team Mustang, Roy took in a breath and burst into song.
“You are!” He started, “My fire!”
Riza’s confusion was almost palpable.
“The one! DESIREE!”
Team Mustang was snickering in the background.
“Believe! When I say.”
Riza was starting to catch on now. Surprisingly, she wasn’t trying to stop him, just leaned back and enjoyed the show, tapping her foot to the beat.
“I! WANT! IT! THAAAT WAYY!” Roy was leaning into it now.
“TELL ME WHY-Y!” Team Mustang, now the background singers, sang in unison.
“AIN’T NOTHIN’ BUT A HEARTACHE!”
“TELL ME WHYY!”
“AIN’T NOTHIN’ BUT A MISTAKE!” Everyone in the office was joining in now.
“TELL ME WHY.”
“I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAAY!”
Riza stood up and put one arm around Roy’s waist, as she and everyone else sang, “I! WANT! IT! THAAT WAY!”
The entire office cheered and clapped, and in the heat of the moment, Roy spun Riza around and pulled her in for a kiss. The office cheered even louder, with a lot more whoops and whistles this time. “Now get back to work!” Roy said to all the onlookers after they had both pulled away.