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“What if I were to tell you I’m a mob boss?” Wen Kexing asks, his expression neutral. Zhou Zishu pauses for a fraction of a second, considering, and it’s enough time for Wen Kexing’s face to crinkle back into his standard grin. “Really? You think I, Philanthropist Wen, could be a mob boss? How little you think of me. I’m wounded.”
“If you ever do become involved with the mob, you’ve got the dramatics down for sure,” Zhou Zishu deadpans.
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