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The Green Fan Club walked into the secret boss room of chapter 6. The Ice-e Palace had been a hellish Dark World to journey through, but this secret boss item would be worth it.
*Alright everyone, let’s prepare ourselves… this battle might be as difficult as Marigold the Giant Rat… Ralsei warned.
*We’ll be fine! We can handle any PENUMBRA PHANTASMAGORE we come across! Susie rebutted.
Kris just stayed silent as ever, as they entered the giant door.
The Fun Gang found a giant phone, one with lots of Ice Cream stickers on it.
* Susie’s Idea
Susie started to eat the phone because of all the Ice Cream stickers on it
Suddenly, a a figure burst out of the phone and landed in front of the Yellow Fan Club.
*Hey Everyone!
*It’s me, Pizzarina!
In front of them stood Pizzarina, a JPEG of a Pizza slice that was wearing a swimsuit with the Nice Cream guy’s face on it.
*Wheres my honey baby Pizzapants?
*I still have to go on that date with him!!! Pizzarina squealed.
The Seth Fan Club all began to wince.
*Oh… you don’t know? Ralsei asked.
*Know what? Pizzarina was getting worried.
The Blue Fan Club winced again.
*Sorry, but we had to execute that guy… Kris said mournfully.
*HUH?!?!?? Pizzarina exclaimed.
*We hate to tell you, but he was the Roaring Knight the whole time… just a couple of hours ago we found him and publicly executed him, after all this is a SIDE K save file… Ralsei explained.
*IM GOING TO “MEGALOVANIA” YOU ALL!!! Pizzarina yelled at the Aqua Fan Club.
She then initiated a battle, and immediately sent a carbon copy of Sans’ first attack at the Orange Fan Club, except the Gaster blasters are replaced with pizzas and the bones are cheese sticks.
*You killed my ONE TRUE LOVE… NOW YOU WILL FEEL MY PIZZA BLASTERS!!!
Pizzarina now has tears coming down her eyes, imitating that one sans meme where he cries a lot
The Flowery Fan Club progresses the battle by adding toppings to Pizzarina and building a replacement Pizzapants out of dough and cheese and tomato sauce.
Her battle theme is the Chapter 6 song on Toby’s Apple Music
Some of the in-battle text reads:
“Smells like Pizza”
“The air crackles cheesy with Pizza”
“Check out the new MAROON soul mode!”
When Pizzarina is at 90% mercy, and the Fake Pizzapants is almost complete…
*Oh my! My love! You have returned to me!
Pizzarina leans in for a kiss, when suddenly…!
*FUCK NO! The clone yelled.
The Pink Fan Club gasps! This DINGbat had used up Deltarune’s only F-Bomb!
The Pizzapants look alike then PROCEEDED to melt on the spot.
Enraged, PIZZARINA used her SUNSET OF SEVEN SUNS attack to incapacitate the Papyrus Fan Club. It looked like it was all over when suddenly, a cannonball hit Pizzarina square in the face.
*AVAST, YON LANDLUBBERS!
A pirate ship pulled up to the battle. At its head was a green pirate shaped pirate.
*IT BE I, CAPTAIN WEIRD DEARD GASTER!
*Captain Dings! You’re here to save us! Susie exclaimed.
*WHY OF COURSE! I COULD NEVER FORGET ABOUT YON “ALPHYS FAN CLUB!” YE HELPED ME RECOVER MY ENTRY 17!
*AND, I BROUGHT BACKUP!
*DID SOMEBODY SAY PAPYRUS? Papyrus exclaimed as he jumped into the battlefield.
*HOLY SHIT KRIS IT’S PAPYRUS!!! The soul yelled at Kris internally.
*NOW, YOU FOUL PIZZA, WITNESS MY “BONERGRAVE!” Papyrus said as he cast “Bonergrave” upon Pizzarina.
*How did you learn that spell? Ralsei asked.
*OH, FLOWERY TOLD ME! (jarona)
As Pizzarina lay on the floor, groaning, she said:
*I’ll be back! In UNDERTALE 2!
She dropped a PizzaCrystal and a PizzaRibbon upon defeat.
*WELL NOW, I HAVE TO GO. Papyrus told the Asgore Fan Club.
*REMEMBER, I AM WITH YOU IN THE DARK! He proclaimed as he faded to light, along with Gaster and his ship.
*Wow.
*That really was, our DELTARUNE. Kris stated.
The Toriel Fan Club could only nod, as the game faded to black.
Despite chapter 7 being cancelled because of a bee, deltarune went on to win game of the year every following year because of this fight
The end