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Everyone knew that Tung Tung Tung Sahur and Tralalero Tralala had the most exhausting, unbearable relationship imaginable.
Every morning, the sibling neighbors, Ballerina Cappucina and Espresso Signora awoke not to birds chirping or roosters yelling, but to arguing between the two men across the street.
“I SAW YOU LIKING CROCODILO’S POST!”
“NO?! IT WASN'T HIM!!
“JUST SAY YOU LIKE HIM BETTER THAN ME TRALALERO!”
Every argument somehow ended with one storming off dramatically while the other immediately texted someone else out of pure spite.
Which is exactly how they both accidentally succumbed to new men.
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Tung Tung Tung Sahur had been secretly seeing Saucy Santana for weeks through TikTok live.
He would leave flirtatious comments and kissy emojis to him and send him galaxies and roses. Saucy Santana soon noticed him after his multiple appearances in his live streams.
“This guy, Tralalero Tralala has been like…Gaggin’ over me, sending me messages in my DM’s and being the guardian in my live streams for like the past month,” He spoke to his friend Tyron.
“I checked his page and he had dark brown eyes…Waves on fleek…and a real slick mouth..and is 6 feet with tattoos.” A smug smirk tugged at his lips as he twirled a strand on his blue hair as his friend bursted into laughter.
Tralalero Tralala had secretly been seeing Charlie Kirk. He didn’t exactly agree with what he stood for…But he was hot, and was freshly divorced from his ex-wife Erica who had become lesbian and was exhausted from Charlie’s rants about Dean Withers. They almost seemed obsessed with each other. Dean would talk about Charlie in his live streams, and even cried when he heard about their divorcement.
Saucy Santana reached out to Tung Tung Tung Sahur on Instagram whilst Charlie and Tralelo were already having hookup sessions. Their significant others hadn't known that who they were hooking up with/speaking to were already in a relationship. Neither Tung Tung Tung Sahur or Tralalelo Tralala actually cared about their own relationship. Frankly, lying had become second nature to them, somehow…