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A new day…
A new day to see your favourite celebrity, Tanaka in Paulownia Mall!
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You arrive at the mall, and good gosh… Tanaka is right by the fountain. The space was illuminated by the mass of lights and beats of Club Escapade, but those sounds of beats and idle chatter faded as you locked your eyes onto his.
He knows you well, but he definitely loves that you appreciate him! You salivate at the thought of him… and sight of him… zooweemama…
“Hi Tanaka.”
“Hello, y/n.”
“Tanaka sir, can we confer, sir?”
"Yes, we may.”
You smile a wicked smile as you gaze upon Tanaka's suited up legs. Gosh even his legs are handsome. He's just so handsome and handsome and the handsomest commodity ever. Those legs look utmost perfect as his clothes curve to his back. And holy shit… Even though he kind of sort of looks chubby (probably from all the fast food he eats since hes a busy man), DAMN he looks so hawt in those clothes. He looks hawt in anything and so so so handsome and beautiful. The most beautiful man in Japan that not even money can buy. He is so hawt to the end of the earth and heaven and space beyond.
Your eyes rake up and down as he looks down at you nonchalantly as he is acutely aware of his surroundings, only focusing on you (mostly). You look ats the really red tie, it is so red and handsome on Tanaka as it compliments is beautiful suit wth his beautiful face and beautiful body because he is so beautiful you love him so much. Well, you love looking at him, he scams everyone, so you're not sure if you can love a guy like that because they all suck. But not Tanaka because hes special and you love him to the ends of the earth. Well, you mostly love his legs to the end of the earth because he has nice legs. He really just lets you look at him when he stands in silence. This is what you aid 40k yen for, and you are not complaining. Getting that moneys worth!!
Now, enough about his legs, there are other things you can love about him. That beautiful revitalised hair and that beautiful sort of roundish face that you just want to eat some days. Oh my god why is he so hawt? Who made him like this? God must have taken is time sculpting his beautiful curves. I mean, not his waist but like his overall complexion. And also those hands. Don’t even get started on those immaculate hands and immaculate looking skin. You just want to wear it and gobble him down lovingly. That white collar button down under the tie looks nice. But him as a catboy in a white collar would be better.
Wait.
Catboy Tanaka.
Woah.
You have just opened yourself up to a new realm of possibilities. Catboy Tanaka? Gosh, don't even get started, especially on that. How would he look if he were in a nice pink tail with nice pink fluffy ears? This is the pinnacle of your existence, going to the mere thought of Tanaka as a cute catboy.
“Tanaka, how would you feel if I turned you into a catboy?”
Tanaka's passive face drops to the trenches, him? A catboy? A man of his caliber as a catboy?
“Excuse me? That's… absurd. But since I have taken great liking to you, I might. But the price will be costly.”
WOAH.
“Oh wow, okay. Same time next week, Tanaka?”
He nods. “Same time next week.”