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JUNKO
Well, well, well, what have we here?
Naegi Makoto, huh?
Oh, I'm really scared
So you're the source of all this so-called "hope"
Upupupu~
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
You're jokin' me, you gotta be
This can't be the right guy
He's boring, he's ugly
I don't know which is worse
I should just execute you all now,
lf I don't die laughing first
When Enoshima Junko says
You're running out of time
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm the Mastermind
And if you aren't despairing
Then there's something very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time now you hear my hopeless song, ohhh
(Ohhh)
Ohhh
(Ohhh)
Ohhh
(Ohhh)
i'm the despairin mastermind
Well if you fail to guess
My secrets and what I do
I might just cook a special batch
Of high school student stew
And don't you know the one thing
That would make it work so nice?
Your endless, hopeless despair to add a little spice
(Ohhh)
Oh,yeah
(Ohhh)
Ohhh
(Ohhh)
Oh, yeah, I'm the despairin' mastermind!
NAEGI
You think you've got us cornered but we never will give up!
You have yourself, we have each other, and that alone is enough!
JUNKO
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my ears
Save your breath and just shut up
I'm drownin' in my tears
It's funny, I'm laughing
You really are too cute
And now, with your permission
I'm going execute
NAEGI
What are you going to do?
JUNKO
I'm gonna do the best I can
(Musical interlude)
Oh, your hopeless screams and begging
To me are music in the air
'Cause I'm a despairin' Mastermind
The true face of despair!
It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not only yours, but ill take a chance
And even put up mine!
NAEGI
Don't let get pull you in, everyone!
YOU CANNOT GIVE UP HOPE!
JUNKO
Oh, jeez, you're something
You put me in a spin
You aren't comprehending
The position that you're in
It's hopeless, its over
You haven't got a prayer
'Cause I am the Mastermind
And you aren't going anywhere