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Fluff…
Boyfriend! Erling who'll love every part of your body, no matter how it looks.
Boyfriend! Erling will love to cuddle you on the sofa while watching trash TV (or football) , and his personal stress toy will be you.
Boyfriend! Erling when you show him the viral stress toys
“I don't need one, baby, I've got one at home , who's 1 of 1 in the world"
Boyfriend! Erling would definitely go to the gym with you , if you would like to , might use you as an extra weight 💀
Boyfriend! Erling probably won't even put your body in mind , he wont think about weight or shape , All he knows is that he loves you and you're beautiful and perfect.
Boyfriend! Erling who'll go shopping with you, although he probably doesn't know any fashion (he's always wearing sports clothes), he'll always make sure there's something for you.
Boyfriend! Erling who'll look at you with a face of confusion when you say that you look fat or something…
Fluff scenes…
After dinner…
“Erling?”
“Yeah?”
“Where's our bathroom scale?”
“Why do you need it? I think it's somewhere , lost.”
“I wanna check my weight.”
“random, but okay.”
After seeing your weight go up 3 pounds than this morning.
“Erling…I got heavier again…”
“By how much?”
“like…3 pounds or so…”
“My love…”
Erling lets out a sigh and walks over to you , he wraps his arms around you and takes you to the couch.
“kjære.. , you have eaten today, no?”
“yes”
“Then, your food probably hasn't finished digesting yet, so , those extra pounds are from food and water , love.”
“oh…how long do you think it'll be done digesting?”
“maybe after 3 cuddle sessions.”
Angst /hurt/ comfort (cuz I'm horrible at writing these)
Boyfriend! Erling understands that everyone has days that they're not confident , and he'll always be there for you.
Boyfriend! Erling who'll hug you from behind if you stand in front of the mirror too long.
Boyfriend! Erling might not be the best with affectionate or reassuring words, but will hold you and give compliments with all the brain power he can muster up with.
Angst /hurt/ comfort scenes…
After brunch with friends…
“Erling?”
“Yes?”
“Do you think the portion sizes in the restaurant we had was a lot?”
“eh, it was okay, why?”
“the girls were all sharing their salads…”
Erling looked at you, no further words or explanation was needed to know what was on your mind.
“Did you have fun?”
“I- I mean I had a lot of fun being with them…but I don't seem to ever be interested in the…conversation topics…”
“Was the food good then?”
“Yes , the croissant sandwich was incredible!”
“Then, that's what matters, I could care less about them and their healthy lifestyles , the most important thing is you being happy, okay?”
Though it made you feel better , the guilt was still there, and Erling , of course , saw it in your eyes.
“my love, different people need different food , and different amounts of it, if the food didn't make you feel like you were living a healthy lifestyle , we could add something healthy to make it balanced, but it doesn't mean we have to take away any of the good food , okay?”
“But they were eating all greens , and all salads …and all so-”
Erling put a finger on your mouth.
“Only eating greens and not having anything is also not a balanced and healthy lifestyle , my love.”
Smut headcanons
Boyfriend! Erling would DEFINITELY NOT degrade or insult you, in ANY WAY. (he'd probably think it's weird too…ngl)
Boyfriend! Erling wouldn't mind being on top or bottom , as long as ya'll having a good time, who cares?
Boyfriend! Erling who'll probably cheer you up in this way with soft sex and compliments if you're up to it.
Boyfriend! Erling who'll probably cuddle you naked afterwards and say how much he loves to feel and see the real , the raw , the natural, beautiful you.