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You know, it’s kind of funny. He KNEW eldritch monsters existed, and that they, for some reasons, like to use the codes of minecraft (of all games, why minecraft was chosen was beyond him honestly) as a place to rest until the ‘prefect’ vessel came along… or something like that.
He knew better than Hummer that they existed, but he choose to ignore that fact completely and believe the Leviathan didn’t exist. Atleast he tried to. He wanted, desperately, to prove that those beings didn’t exist and that the months of learning about the King in Yellow, Avery and… and derek’s story was a lie. An imagination of his broken mind.
He wanted to make sure he didn’t dream about derek’s death, knowing he could have done something. Anything.
he didn’t even have the corage to open Avery’s email.
Coward.
And, now, that’s led him to be logged into minecraft, in 4 in the fucking morning after getting his first wink of sleep after days hours. Also, WHY THE FUCK IS DEREK STILL ALIVE? Like, wifies’ happy he’s alive but… DIDN’T HE ATLEAST THINK OF NOTIFYING HIM OR AVERY AFTER THEY LITERALLY CRIED FOR HOURS AFTER READING HIS LAST NOTE????
He isn’t and will never be your friend. He knows you. He knows about your stupid obsesive nature. Be grateful he even told you he was a alive.
The ADACITY of him laughing with Hummer about some eldritch horror joke in the game, INFRONT OF HIM AND AVERY BY THE WAY, is genuinely sending him right now. And, Hummer. That absolute bastard. He was so gonna judo-flip him to the ground when he met him later in the day. (PJO reference.)
You don’t deserve this. You don’t deserve this happiness. And, you absolutely do deserve him or any of your friends.
These two absolute idiots. Still, it didn’t stop a smile from curving up his lips as he looked at his screen looking at d3rlord, Hummer5718 and AveryTheMayo laughing like idiot into his ears through his headphones. Though, he would prefer Avery getting a new mic as his ears are going to GENUINELY BLEED listening to that absolute abomination of an audio. Thank god he was a arg content creator and was used to this or else he might have crashed out by now.
Or they all should curse the gods for making them meet a person, no, monster like you. You should have not survived that jump. You should have drowned that day.
Oh right, how did wifies get into this situation? Well… it was because of Hummer. Yeah, totally that idiot’s fault. That absolute rude, mean,horrible, seaweed brained idiot. (PJOOOOOOOO!!!!) Anyways, let’s properly know the story, shall we? How? Well, by rewind time, ofcourse!
Well….. more like retell what happened since even these eldritch beings can’t rewind time that easily.