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2026-08-08
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needoh love

Summary:

new classmate who is a needoh

Notes:

no doxy doxy please. My seatmate is a murderer in this fanfic.

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One day, in Milan’s classroom, her femboy classmates were having a normal class. Until…

They saw a weird-looking girl outside. Her head was…square yet rounded..? Her gaze was undeniably cute. Oh I’m busting WHO SAID THAT

She came inside the classroom. “Oh, hello!” The square headed girl exclaimed.

Everyone just looked at her in…confusion..?

Helga asked “What’s your name?” The girl replied with “Oh, my name, you ask? My name is Needoh-chan!”

Milan exclaimed, “what a weird name.”

Needoh-chan asked if she could take a seat somewhere. No one said a word.

Needoh-chan grabbed an empty seat, took out her notebook, and started to copy and solve the equations on the board.

Mr. Math teacher just stared in confusion.

Milan’s seatmate, Dom couldn’t resist squishing her plump cheeks.

He reached out and squished her!

Needoh-chan started squirming, desperately asking him to stop. “It hurts, Dom-kun! Please stop!”

Dom was being a bitch in here and said NO.

Needoh-chan’s head exploded. A bunch of glittery goo splattered across the classroom.

Everyone stared in silence.

Mr. Math teacher saw everyone visibly traumatized and took them out for mcdonalds

Okay that’s it for my weirdo fanfic. All my classmates are obsessed with needohs so i put up this crappy thing at 2am.