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It was a beautiful, clear day at the Hollow farm, the sun was shining, grandpa Hollow was feeding the horses, the birds were singing, and the kids...?
The group was in the attic, by Chase's order, having an important meeting.
Okay guys- said Chase with a word of command - we defeated the bad guy, we recovered all the keys, Buddy is a sexy human again, we're in our prime! what do we do now?- asked with exciment.
What do you mean with "what do we do now"?- Deacon asked.
What's next? like, what is the goal? I'm sure we have a goal- Chase explained.
Yeah, look good while going into the books and get people to make edits- Deacon said with confidence.
And what about the bad guy?- Prunella asked - there's normally a bad guy or something bad we have to fight with.
Who needs a "bad guy" when you have a bunch of "baddies"?- Deacon replied again.
The room filled with silence for a moment.
I don't get it- said Silver with confusion.
We're baddies now, Silver, that's what i'm trying to say-
What? No, i don't want to be the villian again, i already done that phase- Buddy complained.
Not literal baddies, Buddy, it's another way to say we're hot- Deacon explained.
Then why don't just say we're hot?- Buddy asked with confusion.
Hey, i never said "we"- Deacon said with annoyance.
Yeah...but you did- Chase pointed out.
Says who?-
Says me- Chase replied
And me- Nox also replied
And us- Bronze said, speaking for him, Silver, Goldie and Violet.
Me too- Said Prunella
You guys are never on my side!- Deacon complained.
Yeah, cause you're always wrong- Buddy said, enjoying Deacon's suffering.
Ok, you know what? I meant the "royal we", as "i'm hot, not you"-
No one likes liar- the kid said.
YOU'RE EIGHT!- Deacon reminded her.
Yeah, so? I know what that means!...it means handsome, right?- she whispered, asking Buddy.
Where do you learn this words?- Chase asked with actual concern.
This conversation doesn't make any sense- Deacon stablished, obliously tired of this bulls*it.
You don't make any sense! What are you even doing here? Your characters barelly help us- Prunella fighted back.
OF COURSE THEY DO! you know how? With their aura - Deacon stablished - that's right, my character it's the one with the biggest aura - he crossed his arms and put a cocky smile, feeling superior.
Shut up, freckles, no one wants to listen to you- Nox
"My name's Buddy and i used to be a key"- Deacon said with a child like voice, clearly making fun of the dark haired guy.
Buddy didn't think twice before smacking Deacon on the back of the head.
Ow!-
You deserved it-
Dude. what it's your problem?- Deacon , actually, asked.
You, opening your mouth is my problem, if it wasn't obvious- Buddy stablished, for like, the 5,000th time.
You are like, yhe most unfun boyfriend Chase ever had, seriously, what do you see in him?- he asked the blonde.
Didn't i just said "stop talking"?- Buddy approached Deacon with washing tape and tied him up to the ground - serenity, so much better- said completely innocent.
Ok, this is funny and all but...seriously, what do we do? Were are we going?- Chase asked, returning to the main topic- what is the plot?
The...plot?- Nox asked for himself.
I...actually don't know- the kid said.
Can i say something?- Bronze asked, raising his hand.
Go ahead Bronze, you have the word- Chase responded.
I don't think we can spoil it until the autor decides to, or at least the chapters comes out for the fastpassers- the little guy explained.
So...- No one knew what to say.
Let's go with looking cool while going into books and getting bunch of edits- Prunella answered.
I like that, you're into something- the sweet blond guy approved.
Meanwhile, Deacon was still on the floor secreaming "that's what i said" with his mouth taped shut.