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“Shit..” the hand holding the test curls into a fist around it… two pink lines.. just like on every other test.. this one makes four, because chuuya didn’t believe it rhe first time.. Chuuya runs a hand through his hair and sinks to his knees against the bathroom door.. kunikida’s outside.. making dinner, like the good boyfriend he is.. Chuuya hugs his knees and just looks at the test..
Now.. Chuuya likes kids, and he’s pretty good with them, but.. he never expected to actually have one of his own.. he didn’t even know he could! He knew his body was kinda fucked up from the lab- but kids?? Actually getting pregnant and like- giving birth?! He didn’t know he could do that!
Chuuya takes a deep breath.. he can’t tell kunikida about it- not yet.. how would he? He and kunikida didn’t even start officially dating till a few months ago! Damnit..
Chuuya steadies himself and moves to hide the tests- he throws away all but one.. he keeps the one test hidden in the back of the cabinet under the sink, quietly stealing himself to go out and eat dinner with kunikida like he hasn’t just had a mind altering realization.
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Chuuya wakes up before kunikida the next morning, quietly taking a quick shower and getting dressed in his usual work clothes.. he gives kunikida a peck on the forehead and goes to make breakfast, he doesn’t usually get up this early, his hours are flexible and he prefers going in later, but he needs to talk to mori.. no time to waste..
Chuuya leaves a note and a plate of breakfast and coffee on the kitchen counter for kunikida, before he quietly sets out.
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Mori’s office is the same as it always is.. cold.. a little messy from Elise’s drawings, Elise herself is still drawing, mori looks up and raises a brow, he was busy doing whatever paperwork it is he has to do as boss.. probably something boring- but chuuya doesn’t dwell on it, mori may be kinda questionable but damnit chuuya sees him as a semi-father figure and he’s not gonna trust any doctors or other port mafia medics with him if he really IS pregnant..
(Stubborn chibi still wants to believe the tests are wrong, the first test was a joke, but four tests turning positive? That’s not a joke anymore.)
“Boss, don’t be weird, would it be possible for me to be pregnant..?”
*mori just blinks for a solid three seconds before stealing himself and thinking* “well.. i suppose it might be..? I’d certainly have to run some tests, mostly blood work and a physical examination.. do you have reason to believe you might be chuuya-kun?”
Mori’s smile is a little strained.. Chuuya takes a deep breath. “I took a test as a joke.. but four tests came out positive..”
“Oh”
Mori’s response is not very reassuring but he smiles anyway like that’s going to make chuuya feel any less nervous dred.. “well let’s see.. there is a certain ailment that can make one’s hormones go wild and give false positives for pregnancy tests, maybe that’s it.” Chuuya can tell mori doesn’t believe his own words.. they go to mori’s private infirmary that’s connected to his office..
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Chuuya sits nervously beside mori, the physical exam didn’t yield sufficient results, so now they’re waiting on blood work.. mori had put it on a rush order in the port mafia’s own lab so they don’t have to wait more than a few hours, mori is having tea like the results won’t absolutely shatter chuuya’s world.
The results come quickly enough.. chuuya watches mori’s face as he reads the paper.. the smile that seems both apologetic and ever so slightly amused…
“Damnit.. I’m pregnant..”
“You’re pregnant.”
Chuuya glares half heartedly at mori, mori sighs and pats chuuya’s shoulder as he speaks. “So.. I’m assuming you know the father, and you’re going to tell him..?”
“Obviously.. and.. it’s kunikida.. we started dating a few months ago..”
Mori blinks.. that’s surprising.. kunikida, from the agency, the kinda stuck up very disaplined man who has his entire day scheduled down to the minute and gets actually sincerely disappointed whenever he realizes the eggs aren’t on sale anymore..
It’s strangely fitting
Chuuya, who is chaos incarnate but also surprisingly soft, and kunikida, apparently not as straight as mori thought.
“Well.. that’s surprising, but I’m sure he’ll make a great dad.”
Chuuya has his head in his hands, but mori and see his ears are red.
Mori smiles, amused and fond..
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Chuuya goes home quietly with the blood work results, and mori managed to get some last minute hypotheses written down on how chuuya’s anatomy is even arranged.. it’s complicated and chuuya doesn’t wanna look at it for too long..
Chuuya gets home a bit before kunikida, so he grabs the original pregnancy stick test and keeps it with the other documents… Chuuya puts them in a drawer in the kitchen for now, and begins prepping dinner, he’s decided on tempura with udon, it’s one of his favorites- and kunikida will like just about anything he makes.
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Kunikida gets home right on time, as usual, stepping into the penthouse and toeing off his shows at the door, blinks, then smiles, soft and warm, it smells good, and he can see chuuya in the kitchen..
Kunikida walks over calmly and steps behind chuuya, wrapping his arms around the shorter mans waist and resting his forehead on chuuya’s shoulder “I didn’t see you this morning.. but thanks for breakfast”
Chuuya smiles, but soon takes a deep breath to steal himself.. “you’re welcome.. doppo.. we should talk.. but it can wait till you're sitting down, I’m almost done.”
Kunikida blinks, a little concerned, but he nods, giving chuuya a peck on the chest before he moves to help chuuya plate the food.
Chuuya let’s kunikida sit down and start eating before he quietly opens the drawer, he sets the papers and the test on the counter.. Kunikida pauses.. looking up confused as chuuya slides the items over to him..
Kunikida blinks.. slowly he puts his chopsticks down and looks at what chuuya slide to hi- is that a pregnancy test?… kunikida’s eyes widen slowly, he looks up at chuuya, who looks sheepish, before looking back down to read both the repor- holy shit.. Chuuya is pregnant… Chuuya is pregnant and he’s the father- how- why? When? What the fuck-
Chuuya just watches as kunikida’s brain gets a blue screen error message while reading the reports and looking at the pregnancy test, chuuya looks away, suddenly much more nervous than he thought he would be..
kunikida looks up at chuuya after a while, jaw slack, eyes wide, glasses slightly askew.. Chuuya smiles awkwardly “uhm… surprise..?”
“YOURE PREGNANT?!?!??”
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