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A door. It doesn’t belong here.
“Diary Log 43, December 13th 2016
Nothing much happened today, I went shopping and came home. The house felt weird though, I dunno. The vibe was off. The AC was on high so maybe thats it, who knows. Thats about all for today”
The log describes a person living their life. It starts off pretty normal. They don’t yet know what’s coming. Why would they?
They are innocent.
“Diary Log 43, December 14th 2016
I found a door? That doesn’t make much sense but there’s a door in my hallway that I don’t remember having. It leads into a storage closet full of my junk, But I really don’t remember putting any of it there. I may need to talk to my doctor about memory issues, I’ve been struggling all day honestly”
They don’t know what they’ve just done. I am so very happy that they opened my door.
“Diary Log 43, December 18th 2016
I guess the memory problems have gotten worse, I forgot to log for like… 4 days. Not good. Ms Therapist Anna gonna be pissed with me but i mean, What can you do, Y’know? Also my journal wasn’t where i left it, Unless i forgot that too. I could’ve sworn it was left inside of my dresser, But it was out on my desk today? It wasn’t here yesterday for sure.”
I was too obvious.
“Diary Log 45, December 19th 2016
My counting has been off, Dunno what happened there. I’m dreading the day classes start again I’ll be honest. Me and Anna spoke the other day, Mainly about mom. She asked how my journal was going and I told her I definitely didn’t miss 4 days. She threw bread at me. Love my sister honestly.”
I can’t escape my own joy, Making them feel like they’ve lost it. Like it's their fault.
“Diary Log 46, December 21st 2016
Lost my journal yesterday, I do not know where this bitch went but, Found it today. It was in my fridge, where i DEFINITELY didn’t put it. I swear I’m not crazy.”
“Diary Log 47, December 22nd 2016
I made a new friend today! His name is Lee, Hes pretty cool i think. We met at the library reading the same book. He chill”
“Diary Log 47, December 24th 2016
New friend totally ghosted, But who knows maybe the man is just busy with christmas, Speaking of, Happy christmas eve, Or however its phrased. No family event this year, Think I’m alone for christmas. Other than sprinkles! I know, I already have 8 cats but.. Mr sprinkles is just too cute.”
Unstable woman. Too many cats.
“Diary Log 48, December 25th 2016
I gave my babies the kitty gifts I bought for them! They all really enjoyed the toys and treats, Especially the new kitty tower. I think Frederick the Fifteenth wants to kill me over his name, Only non-food related baby. I feel bad but hes unique and was my first cat, I dont know what he wants me to do”
The cat doesn’t care ma’am. Go back to the strange door you found, Im begging you.
“Diary Log 49, December 26th 2016
Christmas was fun. The kitties love eachother, Fred don’t love me though. Also the cats may have found a spirit in my home? They keep staring into the guest room without going inside. If a demon is living in my guest room his ass better be paying rent”
Im not paying you anything. Go to the closet.
“Diary Log 50, December 28th 2016
Getting prepared to go back to school is scarier than the weird door I found a few weeks ago. Also speaking of the door, I looked back at the listing pics for the house, It doesn’t have a hall closet. What the hell is this damn door.”
FINALLY
“Diary Log 51, December 29th 2016
This door is driving me crazy. I counted all the doors in those pictures. 22. Twenty two doors. Why are there twenty three doors in my home. What is happening to me.”
You should hang out in the closet ma’am
“Diary Log 52, December 30th 2016
New years is tomorrow but I’m not excited. Turns out I do have a demon who can’t keep personal space. I read back through my journal and someone with bitchass handwriting has been leaving notes on my logs. Stop it. You’re ruining the aesthetic and I expect rent you demon bitch.”
HEY My handwriting is fine! Im not paying rent either. Not my fault Im stuck with you.
“Diary Log 53, December 31st 2016
Stuck with me?? How dare you! You’re in my house! And I am NOT fucking with your little door. Keep your hands off my journal before I exorcise your ass”
Can’t exercise a demon, Unless possessing someone and I will not be possessing you. Also you’re diary is interesting, Become a basic bitch and maybe I’ll stop.
“Diary Log 54, January 1st 2017
Happy new years mr demon man. Stop stealing my snacks. I know its you. Give back my $30 muffins too. And uh dear diary, Nothing interesting happened other than a whiny ass bitch becoming my roommate”
WHINY? Ma’am. You don’t need these muffins either. All of these snacks are so unhealthy woman, Go buy a fruit for once.
“Diary Log 55, January 2nd 2017
I called a demon whiny and he whined about it. I went to see my sister again, She thinks I’m crazy. I’m not crazy. I’m antagonized"
Get over it. And I have a name, Lunic
“Diary Log 56, January 3rd 2017
A demon named Lunic catfished me at the library. I’m so done dude. Sprinkles seems happy though.”
I did. Cry me a river, Build me a bridge, And get over it.
“Diary Log 57, January 4th 2017
This journal has just become a messaging system for me and a demon. How fun. Why don’t you show yourself to me? I’d love to slap you with all my love.”
Not able to become visible to you, Sadly. I’d love to taste your love though.
“Diary Log 58, January 6th 2017
Is there a way to block demons? He’s annoying. I went to class today, My teacher hates me for some reason. Lunic also broke the damn microwave”
Frederick broke the microwave, I watched him do it.
“Diary Log 59, January 7th 2017
I have cameras. I watched an invisible man shove a fork in my microwave and make that shi go boomsies”
Boomsies? How old are you, Four?
“Diary Log 60, January 8th 2017
Atleast my age can be logged in double digits, Aren’t you like billions of years old?”
Not every demon is victorian, I’m only 205. Respect your elders
“Diary Log 61, January 10th 2017
RESPECT MY ELDERS?? You’re killing me, I’m sobbing with tears. You steal my food and shove it into your invisible mouth and I’M the disrespectful one??”
I’m going to eat your cat.