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One day, Sayaka and Madoka were couple. And they were dating and being a couple. And they were having a lot of fun being a lovely dovey couple. But then, Homura with lustful intentions took Sayaka’s girl.
In a fit of rage, Sayaka was distraught. She didn’t know it would happen so soon. Bih tooken away so soon in such a short time, which took her back to being her lone chud Sayaka self instead of being the cool one she used to be in a relationship.
So mad, she wanted to vent out her anger in the caves. And then, as she was slaughtering and mass murdering skeletons- she was looking around in the caves as she was mining ore with her picaxes. She noticed a crack that looked all too similiar to Madoka’s bootyhole.
She noticed A blue, shining hole. And she noticed it because it looked so similar to the goat. Sayaka herself. She mined away all the stone with her picaxe. Then she found it.
A diamond Skeleton.
Her diamond shining head turned
around- glistening in it’s gemness.
Sayaka’s eyes glistened, starstruck
by the diamond beauty before her.
As Sayaka looked and analysed the
skeleton, her once rage fizzled into serotonin.The diamond skeleton said-
"Hey, it’s me, it’s Verity! Ask me
anything!"
Sayaka responds in awe.
"Hi diamond skeleton! yo, can I vent
to you?"
Diamond skeletion replies- "um, oke
;-;"
Sayaka vents
"Well actually, truth be told, Homurathat sneaky little home wrecker- took
MY girl, Madoka...my most prized
posession. Because now I know she’s a little bird."
"-So, since i’m no longer goated like I
was in society before, I want to get
my status back up. So, will you get with me, diamond
skeleton?"
*Le wink*
Diamond skeleton looks at her-
"Um, oke ;-;"
And then Sayaka proceeded to glaze diamond skeleton because of her blue beuty and how it was so blue and she loved blue because blue reminded her of herself- other than diamond skeleton.
Diamond skeleton was flattered, and
she replied
"Let’s Yuri!!!"
Sayaka and diamond skeleton were overjoyed, they linked arms, hand in hand, and Hopped through the blue vallies.
"Eat that Homura! I go a better girl
then you now."
The End