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Hulk hated this raccoon standing in front of him.
And Rocket hated the green weirdo standing in front of him.
“So, you wanna beat this asshole up too?” Rocket asked with a smile.
“Hulk hates Collector.” he roared.
“So does Rocket. Let’s go.”
Rocket had met Hulk while on a job with the collector, finding him trapped in a cage. He scoffed and thought Hulk was pathetic until Rocket was trapped in a cage too.
Funny how life goes.
“So. We’re going to Knowhere. Ever been? Probably not. But look. You don’t go in my ship. You stay on the outside, understood?” Rocket said suspiciously.
“Hulk doesn’t care about transportation. Rodent will not bother Hulk.”
“Rodent will bother Hulk if he doesn’t shut the fuck up and stay out of my way. Now I heard you’re strong, big, and made of gamma, yeah? I’d probably be friends with the poor humie you got in there. Point is, you can survive space. And if you can’t. Too damn bad.”
“What do you mean too bad. Hulk never been to space. Hulk could die.” the monster roared.
“Hulk can suck my furry balls. I’m goddamn sorry, Banner. If I had to share a body with this dude, I’d be crazier than you and I already are.” I said.
“No Banner. Only-“
“Shut the fuck up. I let you have a front seat anyway. Here’s a comm, don’t screw it up or I’ll make sure you die. It takes three days to get there, so buckle up. Or you could do yourself a favor and turn into your buddy before we fight that asshole.”
“Fine. Fine.” Hulk said, leaving Banner.
“What the fuck? Where am I? Is this New York?” Banner asked.
“Close. It’s Contraxia. Get on the ship and don’t screw it up.” Rocket laughed.