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We open up to a scene with a almost broken down plane and a nice enough looking bus
"Yo! We're back for the third season of the reboot! And as a tribute to the original season that happened 19 years ago, we decided to have another world tour season! Thats right we're doing it again baby!" Chris McLean exclaimed, obviously excited to torture these poor teenagers again. "The rules are the same as last time! Now let's meet our contestants!" Chris says as the camera pans to the bus "Our ex couple, Emma and Chase!" the scene shows Chase trying to "escort" Emma out, Emma just pushed him. "Oh man things could not get nearly as good as those twos mini drama! Next contestants are, Damien, Priya, Millie and Caleb!" the scene shows all four of them trying to get out the bus all at once, (for some reason) causing them to make a little human pile.
"Seesh! I would not want to be them right now! Moving on... our next trio of contestants are, Ripper, Axel and Zee!" The camera shows Zee directly tripping over the human pile, joining it. Meanwhile Axel is carrying Ripper, while she slickly jumped over the pile. "She still got those skills for the zombie apocalypse huh? Anyways, moving on to our beloved duo its MK and Julia!" The two are seen stepping around the human pile, well Julia "accidently" kicked one of the people in it, we just don't know who..." Wow. I hope I don't get kicked like that! Heh." Julia just stared at him blankly. "Anyways... moving on to a trio that is 2/3s unhateable.... it's Bowie, Raj and Wayne!" The three are seen calmly exiting the bus... until they also trip and join the human pile. Julia mutters something along the lines of 'I wish I kicked it now'. "Anyways returning fan favorite... it's Scary girl!" Chris exclaims as Scary girl prances out the bus, seemingly back to her 'scary' persona. "Hi Chris! I'm so happy to be back! Hopefully I actually get father in the game this time... anyways where's the plane? I wanna see it! So I can, y'know blow it up perchance?!" Scary girl exclaims, sounding more terrifying then usual."Uh huh. Anyways I forgot to tell you all something! But first can someone please fix the human pile? Sure I wanted a retelling of the season but jeez!"
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The scene shifts to a much nicer one, with the human pile gone and all the contestants standing in a nice horizontal line.
"Before I tell you the surprise i set up, jeez you guys are disorganized! Like I get that you are the newest generation but seriously!" Chris begins before getting interrupted.
"We want to know the surprise not a little rant about how disorganized we are." Julia interrupted.
"I was getting to that! Anyways as I was saying before I got RUDELY INTERRUPTED! The surprise is... well actually why don't we show you? Come on out!"
Two teenagers came out of the shadows, they looked somewhat similar, both having some of the same features. The girl had black hair with dark brown eyes, while the boy has brown hair and had a light brown eye on one side and the other side was a dark brown eye. The girl waved at the 16 contestants that were already there, they just stared at her.
"That's right! We have two new contestants! Everyone meet Marina and Annon!" Chris exclaimed, like getting two new victims was a good thing.
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>>AUDITION TAPES<<
Annons audition tape
The tape starts with Annon directly facing at it
"Yo Chris McLean! The reason I want to audition is because I think it'll be fun! Oh and also..." Annon went off screen, seemingly to get something, he comes back with a GIANT firework. "This beauty is one I constructed myself! Now let's see er' rip!" Annon directs the firework up at the roof, getting a lighter from his pocket and... KABOOM, a large explosion was caused, then his dad (somehow not phased by the loud sound) called him for dinner. "I'll be right back!" the audition tape cuts off and ends there.
Marinas audition tape
The Audition tape starts with Marina carefully getting the camera ready before she realised that it was recording.
"Ah! Right so my name is Marina and I think I'm a good pick for the new season because-" She was cut off by a loud explosion in the next room. "Sorry about that my brother gets really... passionate with his inventions." Suddenly the same brother that she was just talking about came in the room. "Marina, dad's calling for us!" Annon told Marina before entering her room "What are you doing anyways?" He asked.
"Well I was trying to audition for total drama, but now they'll probably never let me in..." Marina sighed. "Oh cool I was just doing the same! Hey Chris! I don't know what you're doing the new season but if you want new two new victim- I mean contestants then pick us! Trust me we'll... be entertaining to watch?" Annon made up on the spot as Marina sighed.
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The theme song then plays, it begins with the inside of the plan where Priya and Millie are eating chefs disgusting food, before the floor suddenly opens beneath them and they get dropped in Egypt, then it shows Axel and Ripper on top of the pyramids and Axel accidentally dropping Ripper, then it flips to nearby where Marina and Annon are taking a photo of the pyramid - probably for a challenge, then the camera pans to the Yukon, where Chase is helping up Zee from the ice cold river while Emma rolls her eyes, it then cuts to Australia where Bowie and Raj are in the opera house about to kiss until Wayne walks in by complete accident. The camera then goes to London where Damien and Caleb are in the big ben (somehow) Scary girl suddenly shows up and makes the two fall down. Suddenly we're inside the statue of liberty where MK and Julia are enjoying some quality time together. The final scene then shows all 18 contestants in front of the broken up plane.
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"Singing, really?" Julia said as Chris gave them a tour of the plane.
"You can't be surprised, they did this in the original too." Priya explained.
"See? Someone gets it! And also in traditional fashion." The contestants all heard a ding. "Yep! That's right our very first musical number!"
Some catchy music starts playing in the background
"We're in a plane, singing, it's crazy!" Julia sang angrily
"Well that's the plan either way, lazy." Bowie sang-replied to her
"But what do we even sing about, the sky?" Marina ask-sang
"That's exactly it! We shall flyyy!" Annon tried to make a catchy little tune (we're not sure if it worked)
"Wait so this is it? Just a few little rhymes?" MK sang, already knowing the rules of what happens if you don't
"Well you better or else you'll probably die." Zee said pointing out the distance between them and the ground.
"Well that's just great, but you better not lieeee" Ripper, Axel, Chase and Emma all sang.
"This is a mess, we're all in a plane!" Millie and Caleb pointed out as they sang
"Well duh Chris has always been insane!" Priya sang.
"But when do stop?" Raj asked while trying to make it sound catchy enough to classify as singing.
"And when do we start?" Wayne butter in, singing panicky.
"Well either way there will be bones to crush!" Scary girl sang in her usual creepy tone.
The music has come to a stop.
"Alright contestants! It was good... enough for your first try! Now that you know where everything is, I hope you make yourself comfy, because we have an eleven hour flight!" All the contestants groaned while Chris just stood there and grinned. "Yep I thought you'd answer like that!"
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Chris is suddenly in the cockpit,even though he was just in the dining room.
"Well I think that was a great starting episode! Don'tcha chef?" chef just nodded to Chris's question, clearly focused on flying the plane decently. "Well hopefully on the next episode of total drama reboot world tour, there will be, betrayal, love, scares, and most of all... drama! Will any meaningful relationships actually form? Find out next time on Total! Drama reboot! World tour!"