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[Nightfarer Group Chat]
((Iron Menial created the group and added @everyone))
Iron Menial: Hello, @everyone!
I created this group chat so we can stay in contact despite how busy our days can get.
Let’s mark this as the beginning of our little family group.
Duchess: Hehe. Hi, everyone! ❤️ do you all like the group chat?
My idea is great!
Wylder:
Sis, this was Iron Menial’s idea. Not yours.
Duchess: I was the one who initiated the whole thing.
therefore, I deserve partial credit. Thank you.
Iron Menial:
That's technically not what happened.
Raider: A GROUP CHAT?!
I LIKE IT!
WE DON’T HAVE TO PRIVATE-MESSAGE EACH OTHER ANYMORE!
Duchess: I KNOW, RIGHT?! This is such a brilliant idea.
Wylder: You just claimed someone else’s idea again.
Duchess: I’m simply being supportive.
Guardian: A GROUP CHAT?!
I LOVE IT! I can spam the chat and make everyone’s phones vibrate with notifications! 😁
Wylder: PLEASE DON'T DO THAT. spamming is not a virtue.
Guardian: It is when you do it enthusiastically.
Wylder: No.
Ironeye: Wow. So everyone is actually here.
Recluse: I already feel like I should adjust my notification settings…
Perhaps I’ll mute the group when necessary.
Duchess: HEY, DON’T MUTE IT!
If the group chat is chaotic, that means it’s alive.
Executor:
👍
Duchess: SEE?! even Executor agrees with me.
Wylder: He gave you a thumbs-up.
That could mean literally anything.
Duchess: I choose to interpret it as unconditional support.
Wylder: of course you do.
Guardian: MY LOVE! @Recluse
I will use this emoji for you ❤️❤️❤️
Recluse: You are sweet Guardian
Guardian: I KNOW, I KNOW MY LOVE ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Ironeye: We need stop Guardian to spamming heart-shaped emoji for now
Revenant: What exactly is this?
Iron Menial: A group chat, Dolly.
Revenant: Is this really necessary?
Ironeye: Yes. We have a modern thing called a smartphones, doll.
welcome to civilization.
Revenant: I already knew all of you would deliberately spam this thing.
I have a class group, a community group, and several other pointless chats.
and now I have to deal with this too?
Duchess: WAIT. You’re in a other class group chat?!
Revenant: Unfortunately.
They forced me to join.
I hate talking to people. It drains my energy.
Raider: THEN WE SHOULD TALK EVEN MORE IN HERE!
Revenant: That's what I was afraid of ^^
Recluse: Perhaps we should use this group primarily when everyone has finished work
or school and has time to relax
Iron Menial: agreed. occasionally check on one another.
Ironeye: Alright, so now what?
The group exists, who are the admins?
Iron Menial: Duchess and I are admins.
Ironeye: Make me an admin.
I would be an excellent administrator.
Duchess: eeeehhh you only want become admin privileges so you can ban people.
So, absolutely not.
Ironeye: THAT IS NOT MY PLAN!
Revenant: That is exactly what someone with that plan would say.
Ironeye in is group chat class already banned his own classmate just because they spamming too much stupid sticker
Ironeye: I’m being serious!
Wylder: could you make me an admin, sis? @Duchess
I can handle the settings, notifications, and group rules.
Duchess: Alright. You’re in, Brother.
Wylder: Thank you.
Ironeye: HEY! THAT’S NOT FAIR!
Revenant: making Ironeye an administrator would be the worst decision this family could possibly make.
Ironeye: MAKE ME AN ADMIN, PLEASE! @Iron Menial @Duchess
I PROMISE I’LL BE RESPONSIBLE.
Revenant: translate: he's lied
Iron Menial:
Well… I think I’ll follow Duchess’s judgment on this one.
Duchess: My judgment says:
NO 😗
Three admins are enough. especially with my brother handling the settings.
Ironeye: That was unnecessarily harsh.
Wylder: It was also correct.
Raider:LET’S CHAT MORE!
I’M GOING TO USE EVEN MORE EMOJIS TOO!!! 😎🔥
Wylder: Uncle, could you at least stop typing in all caps?
Raider: HOW DO I UN-ALL CAPS?!
Ironeye: It's called Uppercase.
Recluse: There should be an arrow-shaped button on your keyboard. Just tap it to turn off Caps Lock.
Raider:
…
Raider:
…
Raider:
…
Raider:
I DON’T KNOW WHICH BUTTON IT IS.
PLEASE HELP ME.
Ironeye: Ugh.
fine. Give me your phone.
I’ll fix it for you @Raider
Raider: THANK YOU, KIDDO!
Duchess: Oh yes, I FORGOT ABOUT THE TWO!
Well, gonna add them in another day
Wylder: Should we added them right now?
Duchess: Not yet, not yet! the group is still brand new. I need to make sure everything is properly prepared first!
Guardian: Before that, let’s make a sticker using one of Ironeye’s candid photos.
Ironeye: YOU'RE WHAT-?!
Guardian: I'm kidding, Ironeye LOL
Ironeye: THAT'S NOT FUNNY, BIRDIE
Raider: I finally can type like a normal person
thank you @Ironeye
Recluse: I have feeling this group chat is going to be active for the next 24 hours haha
Iron Menial: Haha Indeed!
Duchess: THEN LET’S MAKE THIS GROUP CHAOTIC AND FUN! 🎉🔥
Guardian: AW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
Executor: 👍👍👍
Revenant: I'm leaving then.
Raider: Yeah!
Wait, how to uppercase again?
Yeah...
yeah...
uh yeah...
how?! please help me kiddo @Ironeye
Ironeye: Not again please.
Wylder: Why I have bad feeling about this now?
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