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Ilya Rozonov @urboirozzy81 ✅

My husband signed an NDA… I DID NOT that was your first mistake worst team in league Montreal Metros 🤮

Ilya exposes the Montreal Metros and they get what they deserve.

Title inspired by a Taylor Swift song

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Ilya Rozonov @urboirozzy81 ✅

My husband signed an NDA… I DID NOT that was your first mistake worst team in league Montreal Metros 🤮

        Zane Boodram @boodsbbq ✅

        FUCK MONTREAL

       Luca Haas @imnoturactualsonIlya

       MONTREAL GOES HOME CRYING!!

               Ilya Rozonov @urboirozzy81 ✅

               They grow up so fast 😔using my line to defend my husband very good job son

                      Luca Haas @imnoturactualsonilya

                     I’m not your son

         Kate @rozzysgal

         What chaos is Ilya about to release today 😏

         Damien @centaurswin

         Bad day to be a Montreal fan

 

Ilya Rozonov @urboirozzy81 ✅

Everyone is asking my husband “why did you leave Montreal” answer is very simple. Whole team refused to play with him because he is gay and with a hot Russian 🥵

Ilya Rozonov @urboirozzy81 ✅

Montreal Metros think being gay means you bad at hockey?? This is odd as only teams to win the cup in last few years have queer captains. Maybe secret to good hockey is being gay.

Ilya Rozonov @urboirozzy81 ✅

Metros players worried my Shane wants to look at them in showers? My question is why anyone would want to look at any of them they all look like they run into walls for fun or get hit by bus multiple times 😒

        Harris Drover @applefarmboy

        ILYA I am BEGGING you to PLEASE contact me BEFORE you post PLEASE.

 

Ilya Rozonov @urboirozzy81 ✅

Metros 🤮think that SHANE FUCKING HOLLANDER trip on purpose!? HAVE THEY MET HIM he won’t even let me win at UNO 😔

        Hayden Pike @pikeasaurus ✅

        Having been witness to the two of them playing board games neither of them let the other win ever. UNO is banned at our house if Shane or Rozonov are there.

Ilya Rozonov @urboirozzy81 ✅

Montreal Metros 🤮🤮🤮are stupid homophobes who are scared of big sexy Russian and think they lose because their captain is gay and not because they go out drinking until 3AM and cheat on their wives.

        Cliff Marleau @itsmarly ✅

        First of all FUCK MONTREAL, second bro you and me were out partying until FOUR AM back in Boston, you CANNOT BE TALKING!

             Ilya Rozonov @urboirozzy81 ✅

            Russians do not get hangovers and I would NEVER cheat on MY SHANE.

Ilya Rozonov @urboirozzy81 ✅

When stupid hockey players on stupid team in Montreal bully Shane management including the head coach said he deserved it for “distracting the team from hockey” and “disrupting how the team works as a unit” hmmmmm if being gay is a distraction to the team maybe you need a better team.

Ilya Rozonov @urboirozzy81✅

At end of season it looked like the whole team minus my Shane forgot how to play hockey!? Very concerning they forgot that to win you need to pass to best player on team when they are open. Maybe we should check the whole team for concussions OR they are all just dummies who are scared to pass to a gay person. 🤷‍♀️

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Trending:

#Metrosareoverparty
#FuckMontreal
#FirecoachTheriault

 

Montreal Metros @metrosoffical ✅

Please understand that the situation regarding former team captain Shane Hollander is complicated and an internal investigation into it is happening. We hope that you fans be patient with us while we investigate and stick around for one of our greatest seasons yet.

#gometros

          Kenzie @hollandersfreckles

          Bruh. This is so embarrassing for you. #FuckMontreal

         Court @FORMERmetrosfan

         If people aren’t punished or fired I’m gonna throw hands

         Hayden Pike @pikeasauras ✅

         What is this internal investigation you speak of? I’m pretty sure the only investigation happening is the higher ups having beer with Coach Theriault and telling him and the team not to worry about anything. 👀#shouldvemademesignanNDA #lies

 

MLH @mlhoffical✅

Due to public opinion Montreal Head Coach Theriault has been fired. There is now a investigation into the players involved in the incident surrounding Shane Hollander.

         Ilya Rozonov @urboirozzy81 ✅

         Roger Crowell better not call and tell my husband to break up with me and deny he is gay or he will suspend both of us again…

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#fuckmontreal
#themlhhatesthegays
#fuckcrowell

ESPN @ESPNoffical ✅

Commissioner of the MLH Roger Crowell is being investigated by police over potential hate crimes, tax evasion, and fraud.

       Ilya Rozonov @urboirozzy81✅

       This is why you don’t mess with mama Yuna

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