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Bakugou knew something was wrong the second Mina opened the door.
She was smiling.
Not her normal smile.
This was the kind of smile that meant she had either come up with an incredibly stupid idea or had already done something incredibly stupid.
“What?” Bakugou asked.
Mina stepped aside.
“Come in.”
“No.”
“Bakugou.”
“No.”
“You haven’t even seen what it is.”
“I don’t need to.”
Mina sighed dramatically. “You’re so boring.”
“I prefer ‘not an idiot.’”
“That too.”
Bakugou walked past her anyway, mostly because he wanted to know what she was planning before she inevitably dragged him into it.
He stopped when he saw the bottles sitting on the table.
His eyebrow twitched.
“Mina.”
“Okay, hear me out.”
“No.”
“You don’t even know what I’m going to say!”
“I know enough.”
Mina grabbed one of the bottles.
“It’s just a little alcohol.”
Bakugou stared at her.
“And?”
“And…”
She grinned.
“I thought it would be funny if Deku got drunk.”
There was a long silence.
Bakugou slowly turned his head toward her.
“You want to get Deku drunk.”
“Yes.”
“Why?”
“Because.”
“That isn’t a reason.”
“Because he’s never drunk before.”
Bakugou crossed his arms.
“You’re an idiot.”
“You’re curious.”
“I am not.”
“You absolutely are.”
“I couldn’t care less what happens to Deku.”
Mina raised an eyebrow.
“Really?”
“Yes.”
“Not even a little curious about what drunk Deku would be like?”
Bakugou paused.
Mina’s grin widened.
“Thought so.”
“Tch.”
Bakugou looked at the bottles again.
“This better not turn into some stupid disaster.”
Mina laughed.
“With Deku?”
She shook her head.
“There’s no way this doesn’t turn into a disaster.”
Bakugou sighed.
He already regretted coming over.
And they hadn’t even gotten started.