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On a beautiful day on the campus of Utah valley university stood a patriotic tent where a man unaware of his impending death stood with his two loyal longtime bodyguards, Bilbo Baggins and Shadow the hedgehog, as he spoke the two bodyguards stepped away into the parking lot.
Shadow sighs loudly while crossing his arms “when will this event be over!” He exclaimed with a tone of exhaustion “Don’t fuss, Shadow, once this is over we could go to the soup store.” Bilbo replied as shadow affectionately punches his shoulder “You always know what to say” shadow cooed whilst he batted his long eyelashes.
Across from the parking lot in the crowd stood Leocroil, Alexander, and Odysseus waiting for the time to strike. “Do you have your bow ready Ody?” Leocroil whispered to his greek lover as the Greek gave a thumbs while gesturing to his bow eagerly with a focused sharp expression on his face.
In front of the crowd of his adoring fans, Charlie Kirk debated back with a reporter “Counting or not the slaughtering of 108 suitors?” Suddenly an arrow, shot from somewhere in the crowd, penetrated his neck as he rasped and the crowd stood stunned while they processed the scene in front of them before they panicked and screamed.
The bodyguards alerted by the commotion rushed to the tent, where the man was already dead, and Bilbo began performing CPR while Shadow alerted nearby law enforcement in a panic while the crowd ran and shoved past each other to run away from the scene.
The trio hid in a nearby public bathroom “That was my favorite bow and I had to leave it behind” Odysseus grumbled while crossing his arms with an attitude “While your choice of weapon is frankly outdated that was a good shot” Hamilton praised “And do not word we will get you another bow” he added while patting Odysseus on the back and giving him a kiss on the cheek while Leocoril was still catching his breath from the swift escape of the scene of the crime.
”I love you guys so much” Leocroil exhaled between raspy breaths then they all lived happily ever after.