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"Hey DJ, remember when you asked to help with some of my work?" Arun asked. "Yeah?" DJ said. "Well I found something you can help on while I'm gone, One of the coworkers at my job is asking people to babysit their daughter. Do you think you can help with that?" Arun told him. "Sure, during fall break." Dj says. "Good, I'll message them in a second."
DJ is helping babysit a child while autumn break is happening. That was when Superfish was planning on getting the 3rd to last ingredient but he can't make DJ leave a child at his house for an entire week! So now Superfish and Dj have to babysit a very chaotic kid.. to say the least..
DJ and Superfish meet and have a conversation after school. Superfish stared at him "Wait.. we're cancelling getting the next ingredient because you agreed to help babysit some random strangers kid??" "Well I want to help Arun you know.. he's working hard, at least I should try doing him some favors to make his work less tiring, thats what brothers do.." "Okay.. do you need any help while babysitting them? I seen some children and oh they are FERAL." Superfish exclaims. "Well it wont be that hard, it's just one child.. you can come if you have nothing better to do.." DJ teases. Superfish pauses "Excuse me?"
It's now the start of autumn break! No more school!!! But now Superfish and DJ have to care for a child during this break...
*DING DONGGG!!!!!!!!* DJ opens the door while Superfish is still on the couch watching TV. He later pauses it and comes over. "We are so glad you can help with my daughter! She is a BIT energetic but really shes a SWEET INNOCENT ANGEL. Come Ashley say hi!!" Ashley's mom brings her child forward. "Hi mister.. dhahananjay, and whoever you are i guess.." (yeah right "SWEET INNOCENT ANGEL" -Superfish)
Ashley spots an adorable calico cat in the living room. "OH MY GOD MOM THEY HAVE A CAT!!! CAN I COME RIGHT NOW CAN I PET HERR???" "Of course you can come in sweetie! Oh wait, Dhananjay *pronounced the correct way surprisingly* I have to go now you can take her. Bye!" (I slowly regret this decision -DJ) "Awww shes so cute!! Whats her name?" Ashley asks
"Her names Aloo. We'll be your caretakers for the rest of the week." Dj states. "Cool." Ashley moves Aloo to the couch. "Do you have any shows on here? I'm getting boreddd!!!" Ashley says. "Here's the remote. Choose what you want kid." Superfish gives Ashley the TV controller and she chooses a HORROR movie. "Ooh!! This one!!!" Ashley points to the horror movie on the TV." "Oh.. are you sure you can.. watch THAT??” DJ's says, a LITTLE shocked. "Oh don't be so strict! I watched TONS of these when I was her age. She'll be FINE!" Super-fish interrupts. "Well.. if you two say so." Superfish and Ashley turn on the movie while DJ gets some snacks.
The three watch the movie. At one point one of the character dies right in middle of the movie and the clip instantly cuts to a really loud jumpscare causing DJ to practically cling on Superfish for dear life. Superfish instantly notices, gets really worried, and hugs DJ tightly because.. he doesn't even know himself.. Ashley looks to the side.. (OH... Who knew they were such SCAREDY cats. - Ashley) DJ and Superfish stay like that until the movies over and the snacks are gone "So.. are you two going to stay like that or.." Ashley mumbles loud enough for the two to hear. They realise just now that they are ALMOST CUDDLING but thats completely casual!. It's about 10pm, 30 minutes past her bedtime and they all get ready for bed while Superfish gets ready to leave "Wait guys, is there a guest bedroom here?" Ashley asks first. "No but i got a mattress." DJ answers. "Awh do I REALLY have to sleep in that???" Ashley pouts "Your not taking the bed-" "I CALL DIBS!!!" "THAT NOT HOW THIS WORKS" *skip about 5 minutes* "where is HE going?" Ashley asks. "Home." Superfish says. "Why cant you stay????" Ashley asks.. again "Well I don't have a place to sleep???" Superfish responds. "You can always sleep with him.." Ashley teases. "EXCUSE ME???" "Am i wrong tho?" "no..." Superfish defeated by some random ass kid 😭 "knew it." Ashley responds. They all go to bed trying to get what's left of sleep as they can. *skip to a few hours later..* "I CANT SLEEP.." Ashley whines "you got a huge ass bed and you still can't slee-" "fish.." DJ says "sorrrrrryyy.." Superfish apologizes "Can i ask you something?" Ashley says. "what do you want?" Superfish mumbles. "Are yall secretly gay for eachother?" Ashley asks. "THE FUC- What makes you think that?" Superfish asks. "You might literally be cuddling with DJ right now.." Ashley remarks.. "h-huh??" DJ just woke up.. "Yeah.. that.." Ashley says. "go to bed before you get kicked out of the house." "Okayyy... dads." "Never say that again."
THIS IS WAY MORE SHORTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK