Chapter Text
January 21, 2019
The Deep
3:01 PM
[Voice Message, 0:09]
“Okay, random question that super randomly hit me earlier! If you guys had to fight any other member of The Seven, who would it be?”
A-Train
4:00PM
what are you going on about..
The Deep
4:02 PM
It’s just a question bro!
I’m curious
[sticker: a seal with big black innocent eyes]
A-Train
4:02 PM
quit it with those damn images 💔
but like if i could pick ANYONE id fight you
ez win
The Deep
4:03 PM
WHAT
FYM “ez win”
I’d also fight you then, because in MY hypothetical we’re in the ocean and I have the advantage there. EZ win for me.
A-Train
4:05 PM
why would we fight in the ocean
i would never go in the ocean to fight someone
The Deep
4:06 PM
Yeah but it’s my hypothetical bro
So I get to decide the conditions 😤
A-Train
4:08 PM
yeah yeah whatever
The Deep
4:10 PM
[Voice Message, 0:20]
“Okay so you’re deciding on some stupid answer. Whatever. How about who you WOULDN’T want to fight if you had to pick someone.”
A-Train
4:12 PM
homelander
Queen Maeve
4:12 PM
Homelander
Black Noir
4:12 PM
homelander
The Deep
4:13 PM
[sticker: an annoyed looking seal]
Bro
Well obviously
BESIDES Homelander
A-Train
4:13 PM
bro the answer is ALWAYS homelander.
The Deep
4:14 PM
[sticker: a seal pulling its head into its neck]
A-Train
4:15 PM
why do you only ever send seal reaction images
they arent even your main focus
like idk dolphins and octos n shit
The Deep
4:16 PM
They’re the only ones with good pics and stuff
The others all just have normal pics bro :(
Dolphins actually have some good stuff though!
[sticker: a dolphin with its tongue out]
A-Train
4:17 PM
uhuh....
The Deep
4:17 PM
[Voice message: 0:12]
"Also wait I just realized, I don't know why I didn't realize before, didn't Maeve and Noir also answer just now??? And then they didn't say anything else..."
Queen Maeve
4:18 PM
Because you asked a stupid question
It would have been funny asf to see your reaction when we all said homelander at once
The Deep
4:19 PM
Woah!
So you do exist.
Anyways,
It wasn't a stupid question bro >:(
[sticker: an annoyed looking seal]
I'm genuinely curious who you wouldn't want to fight besides Homelander if you had to pick someone!
Queen Maeve
4:20 PM
Uhmm
Idk
Maybe noir
Homelander
4:20 PM
Noir
The Deep
4:20 PM
SIR
HI SIR
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU SIR
Homelander
4:21 PM
[Voice message, 0:17]
"Shut up, Kevin. But yes, if I had to pick someone to not fight it would be Noir. Not because he's powerful, god, no, I could crush any of you in two seconds flat. But he's the only trustworthy one, and I would hate to ruin what we have."
Black Noir
4:21 PM
👍
Homelander
4:21 PM
See what I mean
Black Noir
4:22 PM
[screenshot: the list of added people, including an eighth number he doesn't recognize]
?
Homelander:
4:22 PM
Who is that
Black Noir
4:22 PM
idk
Queen Maeve:
4:23 PM
Did someone add someone
kevin
The Deep
4:23 PM
What?
It wasn't me
I don't even know how to add someone.
[sticker: an annoyed looking seal]
Queen Maeve
4:24 PM
makes sense
So who did add them
Deep didnt
I didnt
I doubt Translucent did he barely comes on here, Homelander too
Noir didnt
Train?
A-Train
4:27 PM
nope
maybe stillwell did
i dont see why she would but you never know
especially if none of us did
Queen Maeve:
4:28 PM
i don't think so
She wouldnt just add some random person thatd be weird
The Deep
4:30 PM
Helloooooo
Random personnn
Are you alive?
[Voice message, 0:05]
"Hello hello helloooo bro are you there"
Homelander
4:37 PM
[Voice message, 0:07]
"It's probably just a glitch in the system, it's really not that important."
The Deep
4:37 PM
I'm sure you're right sir
???
4:52 PM
umm
hi did someone add me to this chat on accident
i just went on my phone and saw a bunch of notifs
and then this chat
what is this chat anyway
The Deep
4:53 PM
IT TALKS
[Voice message, 0:06]
"Who are you? None of us added you. Bro are you a hacker?"
???
4:53 PM
no?
i just said i just saw the chat
i didnt join it or hack into it or anything.
who are you
The Deep
4:54 PM
Uhh
Haha
You're a joker right?
You can't not recognize our names bro
???
4:55 PM
cant say that i do,,
The Deep
4:57 PM
Okayy,
We'll figure out what rock you're living under some other time.
First who are YOU bro
???
4:57 PM
i think i have a right to know who you are first
seeing as i got added to this chat without my knowledge
The Deep
4:57 PM
My name is LITERALLY right there bro.
[sticker: a dolphin bitch slap gif]
???
4:58 PM
your name is...
the deep?...
The Deep
4:58 PM
Yes
I'm a superhero.
I'm not gonna have some normal name.
A-Train
4:59 PM
what
like kevin
The Deep
5:00 PM
Exactly
I'm not gonna have a normal name like
[sticker: an unamused looking dolphin]
why do you feel the need to do that
A-Train
5:00 PM
lolololol
priceless
anyways
what you see is what you see theyre our names
at least publicly
so now its your turn
???
5:01 PM
okay;;;
my name is funko
A-Train
5:01 PM
what lmao
The Deep
5:02 PM
Is that Japanese
Funko
5:02 PM
err
i dont know
to be honest it isnt my birth name
my dad just called me that because i was 'funky'
or something
and i kinda forgot my birthname because he never used it
maybe i could find my birth certificate and find out
The Deep
5:03 PM
Wow
Wait isn't that a brand
Like Funko Lollis or something
A-Train
5:03 PM
POP
FUNKO POP 🥀
The Deep
5:03 PM
Yeah right that
[sticker: a dolphin with its tongue out]
Funko
5:04 PM
well uhm
nice to meet you guys?