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Edward:
I just put my stuff on a wasps nest after I split water in my backpack 😭 gang I quit at life
Alphonse:
You might want to grab it and run or put them to be with smoke
Edward:
They angery and have no smoke
Alphonse:
Then run really fast I guess
Edward:
Okay
Ling:
We believe in you Edward
Edward:
I’ve been tossing rock but I suck
Lan Fan:
Run Edward, RUN!
Alphonse:
Big stick maybe
Edward:
I got it but I got bit like four times
Alphonse:
YAYYYYY
Mei:
But also oof
Winry:
What’s the thing that you put on the nest
Edward:
Trumpet
Winry:
The trumpet got you
Ling:
What are bee stings like, I’ve never been stung before
Mei:
You’ve never been stung by a bee?
Ling:
Nope. I’m lucky
Winry:
I’ve had them climb inside my shoes while I was wearing them. What’s your secret.
Edward:
I once swallowed ¾ of a hot dog and started choking to death all on the confines of a toilet
That’s my secret
Winry:
Not what I meant but thanks for sharing
Ling:
Um yeah I agree with Winry
My secret is just never getting close to them
Lan Fan:
(you shall never know my secrets…)
Ling:
That’s what you think heh
Lan Fan:
You will live in unknowing…
Edward:
Do you think I have pinky cancer?
Alphonse:
Wasps I think
Edward:
Wasp
Winry:
Wait I can’t see
Edward:
It is a lump under small knuckle
Like the fibula
Wait no it is the proxiemale phalanges
I think maby