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It's total drama nothing special uhhhh this like 10 min before Noah's elimination uhhhhhh
Cody: wsppp bggggg 🤑🤑🤑🤑
Noah: get away from me tfffff
Cody: can we like date for the plot to move forward the author doesn't feel like becoming Shakespeare.
Noah: uhhh ye sure whatever keeps the plot moving
Cody: yes twinnnnnn btw can we kiss for effects
Noah: sure but no homo tho
Cody: yay k thx
Noah gets eliminated 😡😡😡☹️☹️☹️😭😭😭
Cody: nooooooooooo the sweet lovely delicious cutie patootie Noah got eliminated ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
*Cody face becomes that one Roblox crying face*
Cody: don't worry Noah ☹️ I will win for the both of us so we can live happily ever after!!!!!!111!!!!!!1!!!
Fast forward a couple of episodes, Cody beats everybody in total drama cuz he is awesome like that.
Noah: You did it xxx😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Cody: yes i did my cocoa butter kisses 😋😋😋😋😋
Noah: let's run away together 😗😗😗😗
Cody: I was just bout to say that!!!!!! Lets go rnnnn!!!!!
Fast forward a couple of months - they both get a house and is happily married and they both adopt a dog and a cat.
THE END.