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Spider-Man reportedly in critical condition after being shot
4:55pm • 8/01/28 From Earth • 2.8M views
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Angie @AngelsArachnid
WHAT THE HELL
Angie @AngelsArachnid
THIS ISNT HAPPENING THIS CANT BE REAL
Angie @AngelsArachnid
IF HE DIES YOU WILL NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN
Lyn @spideystannning
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Clara • pray4spidey @spideybase03
THE SECOND WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO NEW YORK WTFFFFF IM SICK TO MY STOMACH
kai @spinningwebz
what was the first bc this is legit the worst day of my life
Clara • pray4spidey @spideybase03
@spinningwebz twin i hope you’re joking
Lyn @spideystannning
NO WTF DYM THIS ISNT THE PARODY ACCOUNT
ana @spidersummer
RIGHT?? MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FAKE
Allie @calliecopium
whoever did this ur actually soooo dead im so serious right now
Angie @AngelsArachnid
does anybody have any clue who shot him????
alec @StreamSpider
I’ve seen a lot of names thrown around…
jo @NinjaWebno but we’re quickly heading towards mob justice
Angie @AngelsArachnid
@NinjaWeb GOOD.
alec @StreamSpider
yeah… that’s why they don’t wanna release the name …
zoey @aracnidaddy
what hospital is he at????
Spider Insider @SpiderInsider
TMZ reported that he was at Metro-General Hospital.
zoey @aracnidaddy
omg tysm
jade @SpiderJade
SPIDEY IF YOURE READING THIS IM FREE ON FRIDAY
jo @NinjaWeb
now is NOT the time to be acting desperate
jade @SpiderJade
IM SORRY IM SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS @P0pBase IVE ALREADY BEEN YELLED AT ENOUGH I KNOW
ana @spidersummer
IM ACTUALLY ENDING IT ALLLLLL
Angie @AngelsArachnid
#Pray4Spidey I just heard he’s stable!!!!
Lyn @spideystannning
source?????? Omfg I’m hyperventilating rn he is literally my comfort super hero I can’t do this
Clara • pray4spidey @spideybase03
I’ve been legit on the verge of a panic attack all day since this news dropped
alec @StreamSpider
I’m not even religious but this got me on my knees praying
jo @NinjaWeb
sameeeeee idc. I’ll do it for spidey
Lily @Lillyus
dw im on my knees for spidey any day
alec @StreamSpider
AYO
jo @NinjaWeb
GIRL I GET IT BUT NOW IS NOT THE TIME
kai @spinningwebz
IF HE DIES IM PERSONALLY HUNTING DOWN J JONAH JAMESON LIKE KRAVEN THE HUNTER. I WILL BE #KRAVENMAXXING
Allie @calliecopium
I’ll do it either way. that old man has done enough.
alec @StreamSpider
incoming video essays about the real harm of misinformation & conspiracy theories
Allie @calliecopium
oh I will be sat
Billy @UncleFalcon
He’s been shot before tho???? Why’s everyone freaking out
kai @spinningwebz
he’s in CRITICAL CONDITION
Allie @calliecopium
did you even read the damn tweet?
Billy @UncleFalcon
yeah but I’ve literally seen this guy tank being swatted across buildings like a pinball machine. How is this worse
Mason @JusticeforMysterio
GOOD.
Lyn @spideystannning
if you don’t get your wacky ass out of here rn
Angie @AngelsArachnid
omg I thought all you people went away
Allie @calliecopium
I’m in your walls
kai @spinningwebz
keep spidey’s name OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
Clara • pray4spidey @spideybase03
you better sleep with one eye open
J. Jonah @jjjameson
About time that MENACE got what was coming to him.
kai @spinningwebz
NOBODY LIKES YOU
Allie @calliecopium
If you don’t shut your mouth rn
Angie @AngelsArachnid
And nobody clapped
jo @NinjaWeb
Ur own mother doesn’t even love you
Dee @Dawnus
Risk kind of comes with the whole “vigilante” thing.
kai @spinningwebz
he’s a hero and I’d like to see you do anything other than sit on your ass in your mother’s basement all day
ana @spidersummer
right okay. He’s saved the city countless times and what have YOU contributed?
kai @spinningwebz
the only thing he’ll ever contribute is to the compost bin after he bites it.
Mel @DeciderSpider
If spider man doesn’t make it outta this then you’re gonna see me on the news
DOWNLOAD SPIDEY TRACKER
@Spidey_Updates
Okay I know everyone is a little shaken rn but if you really want to show support you can forward your gifts, cards, etc and we will ensure that they get to him. We’re also hosting a prayer circle on the corner of 6 & K street.
5:23pm • 8/01/28 From Earth • 80k views
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Clara • pray4spidey @spideybase03
IM THERE
Maya @MWilliams99
Thank you for doing this!! I’m a mom of 2 littles who are DEVASTATED at the news. 💔 here’s to a speedy recovery. We will be there to show our support
TMZ
@TMZ
Spider-man is reportedly stable at Metro-General Hospital hospital.
6:02pm • 8/01/28 From Earth • 5.8M views
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Clara • pray4spidey @spideybase03
THANK GOD
Angie @AngelsArachnid
YESSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAA
kai @spinningwebz
SUICIDE POSTPONED
Lyn @spideystannning
HWJWHWIWHIWBWJWHWKWHWJWJWJWN
Allie @calliecopium
Just collapsed in the middle of Trader Joe’s
ana @spidersummer
Just saw someone collapse in the middle of Trader Joes
jo @NinjaWeb
and what were u doing
ana @spidersummer
collapsing right next to them
jo @NinjaWeb
wait is that the uptown TJs that got remodeled recently? How is it?
ana @spidersummer
yeah it’s a lot better for traffic flow but that’s besides the point rn
kai @spinningwebz
I’d sure hope the traffic flow is better considering several people are dropping to their knees in the middle of the isle
jo @NinjaWeb
IM ON THE B TRAIN AND I STG I HEARD SEVERAL PEOPLE GASPING WHEN THIS TWEET DROPPED
Clara • pray4spidey @spideybase03
idc who u are but if u don’t f with spidey then ur not a real New Yorker idc idc
Mel @DeciderSpider
OMG DONT TWEET HIS ADDY LIKE THAT
kai @spinningwebz
HIS OPPS ARE JUST WAITING FOR THE MOMENT TO STRIKE LIKE ONG
Lizzy @webhead
Is this a bad time to share the fancam I’ve been working on
Clara • pray4spidey @spideybase03
Lizzy you gotta read the room
kai @spinningwebz
WAIT DID YOU JUST DOX HIM????
Mel @DeciderSpider
that hospital better have tight security cuzzzz 😭😭😭
Leah @spiderrrrwife
SPIDEY STAY there im ON MY WAY
Allie @calliecopium
acting as if hes yours omfg the nerve
Leah @spiderrrrwife
Excuse YOU. I’ll have you know the amount of spider-man x reader fics I’ve read at LEAST constitutes my yumeshipping
Allie @calliecopium
it ain’t yumeshipping if it’s a real ahh dude
Leah @spiderrrrwife
idc. okay byeeeee im muting this now im on my way to see the love of my life
💀🐙 @HighHydra
Laughing at all you sheeple who actually believe this nonsense. It’s all scare theater.
Mel @DeciderSpider
@HighHydra IS THAT AN ACTUAL NAZI IN THE BIG 28’ ?????
Clara • pray4spidey @spideybase03
@HighHydra AINT NO WAY
kai @spinningwebz
@HighHydra Actually KYS
Allie @calliecopium
@HighHydra Ur actually the biggest loser on the entire planet holy shit
Angie @AngelsArachnid
@HighHydra Imagine larping as a nazi dork on twitter dot com lmfaoooo
jo @NinjaWeb
@HighHydra GTFO
Several days later…
queens🙌
@SP1DERMAN
thx for the support everyone. I ❤️NY
[photo attached of the humongous pile of gifts and cards inside of his hospital room]
12:05pm • 8/05/28 From Earth • 10.6M views
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Angie @AngelsArachnid
SPIDER-MAN I LOVE YOUUUUUU
DOWNLOAD SPIDEY TRACKER @Spidey_Updates
WE ❤️U TOO
jade @SpiderJade
R U FREE NEXT FRIDAY
Spider Insider @SpiderInsider
TYT spidey! Recover soon!!
Clara • pray4spidey @spideybase03
Worst few days of my life are officially OVER
Lyn @spideystannning
didn’t you just tweet that you’re being evicted
Clara • pray4spidey @spideybase03
IDGAF about that anymore. At least spider-man is okay.
kai @spinningwebz
GET WELL SOON GOAT!!! @jjjameson WATCH YOUR BACK!!!!!!
NYPD @official_NYPD
❤️🕸️
kai @spinningwebz
HELLO!??? Is the NYPD officially condoning spider-man???
Dee @Dawnus
it’s just a tweet i don’t think it’s that serious
Clara • pray4spidey @spideybase03
I’d never thought I’d see the day
Lyn @spideystannning
somebody check on @JJJameson he’s probably having the worst day of his life lmfaooo
kai @spinningwebz
no actually he’s having a meltdown on his livestream rn
Angie @AngelsArachnid
im gagged. Just when I thought he couldn’t get anymore pathetic
Lyn @spideystannning
NO WAYYYYYYYY I THINK I SEE MY CARD IN THE PHOTO
Lyn @spideystannning
MOM LOOK IM FAMOUS
[screenshot: zoomed in photo of a blue and red decorated card]
kai @spinningwebz
IM ACTUALLY SHAKING CUZ WDYM SPIDER-MAN ACTUALLY GOT OUR GIFTS
Lizzy @webhead
I hope he skipped mine cuz I didn’t realize he would actually open them…. I just thought we were doing them to show support …. I may have confessed my undying love for him
Lyn @spideystannning
HOMEGIRL….
kai @spinningwebz
DAWG ARE YOU SERIOUS