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“No.”
“Pleaaaaseeeee”
“No, Bucky, I'm not doing it.”
“But please!! It will only take like two minutes. It will be so worth it!! I’ll owe you forever!!”
“I've already said no, Bucky.”
“But yes!! Do it for me, NO, do it for Christmas!!!!”
And that's how the Avenger’s Christmas card ended up featuring a picture of Captain America himself in the lap of a mall-Santa.
