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Intern
Appearance: Pastel Yellow fur and rabbit ears, small black dot eyes and wide smile, messy short hair, wears light gray hoodie and sweatpants.
Height: 5’4 (rabbit ears make him look 5’11)
Age: 22
Gender: Boy
Personality: Despite only being here for a month, he’s probably one of the most overworked here despite being the clumsiest rabbit alive, he enjoys staring at others with his beady little eyes, also super duper happy and is one of the sunshines in this place, he gets as injured as the patients from time to time and is contemplating whether he should, if he can, take back his internship. Outside Barney he is one of the top coffee lovers. Oddly, he has no memory of his past before 20 and sometimes pauses, feeling a dark heavy dread over himself before going back to normal. Enjoys meandering and completing most unhinged side quests in his free time too!
Living Conditions: Intern stays in a mini studio apartment the government pays for, he also likes visiting Blue Secretary against his consent.
Fun Fact: (this is a very fun fact trust) He doesn’t even know this himself but he was one of the experiments of Doctor Harlow before the ‘doctor’ wiped his memories and it’s also why Intern can’t and doesn’t open his mouth, despite being able to talk (roblox logic trust), he’s also afraid of butterflies and especially moths.
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Secret Agent
Appearance: Pitch black fur that basically blends him into the shadows like batman, lean build, yellow eyes with piercing black pupils, long black hair that is tied up into a high ponytail or braid, tall black cat ears and whiskers, he wears a white dress shirt and black tie and a black sleeveless vest and a long white doctors coat, and black dress pants.
Height: 5’11 (cat ears make him look 6’2)
Age: 26
Gender: Boy
Personality: He’s been working here for a year and a half now, though he’s secretly a spy hired by the government and Dr Harlow to protect workers from the anomalies to avoid the growing media suspicion. He’s known to be a quiet and charismatic man who is quick to respond to any anomaly attacks, and an expert at protecting others. He can fight hand to hand combat well and is incredibly strong and agile. With the hospital staff and Ratthew he is quite relaxed, he actually went through 7 years of military school, not to mention he is an anomaly spotting expert and loves his gun, when his sanity is extremely low and he’s being bothered he may go livid, though he usually maintains his composure.
Living Conditions: He lives in a flat with a secret underground bunker and his location is secret and non government listed, occasionally he invites some coworkers over to gain trust, like once a century.
Fun Facts: He is incredibly strong, so much so that he can do push ups with one hand and Head Nurse sitting on his back (They tried once because the crew forced them to in a strength competition between Secret Agent and Security Guard, can you guess who won? lol)