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"Thank you all for gathering here today! As your captain, I have an urgent matter that I need to discuss with you all."
Red called everyone for an emergency meeting, after a certain crewmate put an idea in their head.
"You have all been working very hard, and as the generous captain I am, I believe we all need to relax and have a fun event together! You see, me and Green here put our heads together and came up with the idea of a SLEEPOVER!!"
"Ah, but don't we all usually sleep in the medical bay?"
Blue asked.
"Not really! Lime sleeps in the vents, Black sleeps alone on the other side of the ship, Brown and Yellow sleep in the kitchen...for some reason, AND even if we all slept in the medical bay, it doesn't have the same vibe as a sleepover!"
"So what will make it have a "sleepover vibe"? Pull an all nighter?"
"Haha, Perps! NO!!! As the captain I cannot allow my fellow shipmates to lose sleep time, but I do have a few ideas for what we can do!"
Getting most of the crew to agree wasn't all that difficult, and the more picky ones were taken care of by certain crewmates, to which Red is now in debt to.
The game night went alright and the crewmates actually had alot of fun with the games, especially the one where they tied Red in the air and pretended they're a piñata.
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After everyone was worn out and tired, they all agreed it was lights out time, and went to bed. Most did, anyways, but a certain pair couldn't really go to sleep.
nudge nudge whisper whisper
"Psst, Greeny, are you sleeping?"
nudge nudge
"Well, I was planning to, but I can't really sleep when someone is poking me."
"Shush! I'm bored, wanna go somewhere?"
nudge nudge
"What? No, Red won't allow that."
"Cmon!! I saw how much you wanted to go to the piloting room, but Red didn't allow it, it's gonna be fun I promise!"
"Ngh..Fine, but if we get caught you're taking the blame!"
"Ooo I knew you were a rule breaker at heart, cmon help me get out of this sleep bag, gimme your hand."
"Nope, that's not my hand, that's my face, go down."
"I said down why are you going left???"
"Green I know I'm beautiful, but can you refrain from touching me so much??"
"Not my fault you wanted to sneak out in pitch darkness!"
"Cmon take my hand before I step on someone."
★
After a, somehow, successful cooperation the duo made it outside the medical bay.
"Oooo, be careful Green, or the big, evil, scary Red might pop out of nowhere and see you are up past your bedtime."
"Hey shut up, I'm still a very professional intern!"
Gasp! "Omg, Greeny, look, there's Red!"
"WHAT?! Where??"
"At the end of the hallway!! Look!!!"
"I-I don't see them!"
"Look harder!!"
"I am looking harder!"
"Look even harder then!!!"
"Ohh, but if I look harder I might pop a nerve!"
"Nono, none of that disgusting stuff, I'm not letting you ruin your pretty face, let's go!"
White took Green's hand and lead them towards the captain's cabin.
"Ah, I'm sure you can turn the lights on here somehow...now how was it.."
Clap clap
"No?? Lemme try again."
Clap clap
"Aha! Knew it! See Greeny I'm so good at this-"
"There's a light switch. On the wall. Next to the door."
Green walks up to the main wheel. White was behind them, with hands on their hips, acting like they didn't make a fool out of themselves.
"It should have an autopilot function somewhere."
"Ah yes, it's here, under the wheel."
"Oh you know your stuff don't you Greeny! Sniff Oh you've grown so much from when I first saw you!"
"We have been on this ship for a month at best."
"Oh I can already picture you as a main captain!! And me as your right-hand man, right?? We'll be just like Red and Purple!"
White took Green's hands and put them on the wheel.
"Oh captain! Get us to our next destination safely!!"
"Don't you worry my dear White! I'll make sure you get there safe and sound, even if my life is on the line!"
"Oh captain, you are such a charmer!! I'm so lucky to be your right-hand man!"
"Oh ho ho!-"
"Ok yeah you ruined it."
"Aw, oh well I was thinking of going to bed anyway."
"So soon?? The fun hasn't even started yet!"
"Whitee!!"
"Ugh fine, you're lucky I'm just so caring for my dear friends that I tolerate their sleep schedules!"
"Yes yes what will I do without you."
Thankfully, Green and White didn't notice they were being watched just a moment ago, and quickly made their way to the medical bay.
★
whisper whisper
"Let's do this again sometime!"
"I'll admit, it was fun."
"Of course it was!! I was there!"
After a moment of silence, Green turned to White, who was staring at the ceiling.
"But you know..if I ever become a captain, you'll be the first person to be hired on my crew."
"Haha, oh man you must really be tired huh, you're saying stupid stuff, oh quick, go sleep!"
White quickly turned their back on Green, trying to hide the slight blush on their face.
"Goodnight Greeny!!"
"Goodnight Whity."
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whisper whisper
"Tee hee hehe hehe!! See Perps!! I knew they didn't see us!!"
"You're lucky I knew when to go back."
"And I told you we didn't have to worry because Green was there!! But it was really exciting to go after lights out to spy on others!"
"Don't say it like that! You're lucky Green knew about the autopilot, otherwise we could have crashed into something and then- are you even listening??"
"Snoor snoor"
"Ugh what an idiot, whatever, goodnight...Redsy."