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Ash
- Bisexual
- Likes Goh (GAY) 🏳️🌈
- Used to like Clemont for a bit
- Used to like Serena for a bit
- Hair is puffy from Pikachu’s electricity
- Is actually pretty fit
- Type of guy to give someone a wedgie
- Cuddles his Pokemon in his sleep
- Accidentally hugged Clemont while asleep a bunch of times and made Clemont realize he was gay as hell for the man
- Sees Professor Burnet and Professor Kukui as his parents more than Delia and his deadbeat dad 🥛
- Had a celebrity crush on Leon (I’m sorry bro def did fight me)
- Actually is pretty comfortable wearing a dress, but HATES wearing makeup and wigs
- He wore that maid dress, and slayed, and he will def do it again (he also held that plate with the water cups right actually so bro has experience)
- Has too many scars to count
- Ate an entire pencil when he was 5 (NO WAY HE DIDN’T BRO FIGHT ME) 👹
- Doesn’t get sick easily but when he does he’s the type of dude to try to push through, only to literally fall over and have to be dragged home
- Has hid injuries before, will do it again
- Snorted paprika for $10 once (real)
- Can’t sing
- Can draw but doesn’t do it often
- His phone always dies
- Handwriting is so bad that some people thought it was ancient hieroglyphs (cough Professor Oak cough)
- His hair droops when he’s sad and puffs up when he’s happy
- Ash ages guys ik it’s crazy right (I don’t know how exactly he would age per se but I must say that I think he would be about maybe 14 in Black & White, 15 in XY&Z, and 16 in Alola/Journeys)
Clemont
- Pansexual
- Liked Ash (Still does slightly)
- Small crush on Goh
- Likes Korrina (I will die on this hill)
- He has freckles (YOU’LL HAVE TO PRY THIS HEADCANON OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS AND EVEN THEN I REFUSE TO DIE) 👹
- Trans (FtM)
- He doesn’t like meat that much
- Has asthma
- Is actually quite strong due to engineering all the time, but his stamina is shit 😭
- Flat chest, wears a binder anyway
- Hip and knee pain
- Scars on his hands and arms from working on inventions and training with his Pokemon
- Hyper flexible
- Actually good handwriting when trying, usually writes chicken scratch on blueprints
- Tries to push through a sickness to not hold back the group, only to get worse and eventually fall over (real)
- Overthinks occasionally
- LOVES WEATHER
- Can draw really good
- Actually loves physical touch but is too shy to ask
- A U T I S M
- Good friends with Goh
- He sleeps curled up like a shrimp (real) 🦐
- Also he steals the blanket and covers his face with it (also real)
- He paces while thinking (too real)
- Chews on his lip or sticks his tongue out while focused (man stop being so real)
- If he was in Z-A he would have definitely caught Zeraora and would be able to mega evolve it
- His lightning bolt hair tuft reacts to his emotions
- Got kissed on the lips by Serena, sat there speechless and flustered for the rest of the day and needed Bonnie to drag him home
Goh
- Gay as hell (men men men men)
- Likes Ash (GAY)
- Small crush on Clemont :] (underrated ship fr)
- Can sing
- Very alert senses
- Likes his iced latte with strawberries or strawberry flavoring (peak)
- Forms close bonds with every pokemon he catches despite it not being shown on screen (I fixed it gng)
- Good friends with Clemont
- Can run relatively fast but is not the best at climbing
- Needs to have a Pokemon next to him to fall asleep
- He cut his own hair as a little kid cuz he hated having longer hair
- Had once bit someone as a kid when someone mistook him for a girl 👹
- Has fully embraced his more feminine identity and is completely okay with cross dressing
- Has questioned before if he’s trans
- Mumbles in his sleep
- Shrimp posture 🦐
- Had an obsession with Diglet as a kid
- His hair reacts to his emotions (as well lol)
Korrina
- Likes Clemont
- Bisexual but has a preference for men
- Has scars from falling on her knees as a kid when first learning to skate
- Extremely physically strong, will be the one carrying Clemont if something happens to him
- Getting sick is something she’s never dealt with before🌹
- Tried to teach Clemont to roller skate once, but quickly realized he has horrible balance after he face planted (L)
- Has dyed parts of her hair to be red before
- She has fangs :]
- Tried to cook, nearly burned down the kitchen 🥀
Bonnie
- Tried to eat a sunflower once but Clemont stopped her
- Immediately accepted Clemont being trans and helped brainstorm more masculine names for him🏳️⚧️(W Bonnie)
- Will absolutely kill someone if another person calls Clemont a girl
- Has once kicked another kid in the balls cuz he teased her about her hair🔥
- Has asked for men to take care of Clemont before and will do it again
- Lesbian but doesn’t know it yet
Serena
- I don’t have headcanons for her lol
- Just kidding
- She got over her crush on Ash and ended up liking Clemont (who obviously doesn’t return those feelings)
- She kissed Clemont on the lips about a year after Ash
Raihan
- Gayass🏳️🌈
- He’s gay as hell for Leon
- Can make dragon sounds
- Secretly likes fairy types
- After working with an Alcremie, he actually went and caught one and is now best friends with it
- He can’t cook
- Bites to show affection (have you seen that man’s fangs? No way he doesn’t bite)
- Biggest feminist out there🔥
- Also a giant gentleman🔥
- Teases the hell out of Leon
- He loves and cares for all his fans
- Has caught Leon sleeping outside of his gym before (multiple times) so he set up a small sleeping spot away from public view for the man
- Always gets flustered whenever Leon winks at him
- Simps for Leon’s abs (real)
- He knows about Ash’s crush on Leon but doesn’t say anything cuz he’s used to it (that doesn’t stop him from being protective tho) ((imagine being protective of your boyfriend from a 10 year old LMFAOOOO))
Leon
- Gayass🏳️🌈
- He’s gay as hell for Raihan
- Unironically has slept outside in public before and got jumpscared awake by fans wanting an autograph
- Secretly likes being bitten, but only by Raihan
- Physical touch kinda guy, loves hugs
- Has “gotten lost” and ended up at Raihan’s crib “on accident” too many times to count
- He knows how to get to a few places, those being gyms, some professor labs, some airports, and suspiciously Raihan’s house
- Extremely squishy cheeks that Raihan loves to play with (especially his ass-)😩
- Always gets flustered whenever Raihan teases him
- Always flusters Raihan by winking whenever said dragon type gym leader teases him
- Hair is annoyingly soft and healthy, but refuses to do anything with it and typically just rolls out of bed and brushes it a bit before going out to train in the middle of nowhere (real)
- Simps for Raihan’s abs (real)
- Surprisingly can cook somewhat well but usually eats out cuz he’s never at his own home (only at Raihan’s home)
- Sometimes he just doesn’t appear for a week alongside Raihan, but then suddenly turns up again and says everything’s fine and nothing happened like he wasn’t getting hammered into the bed so hard that he lost his ability to walk 😏🫦💅✨🏳️🌈🥹👉👌🍆💦
- (I am not sorry about those emojis)
- He knows about Ash’s small crush on him but doesn’t say anything cuz he’s used to it
- Can fall asleep genuinely anywhere (even in a closet) ((got something to say Leon? Perchance need to come out?))
- He sleeps in a big cuddle pile with all his Pokemon 🥹
- He sneaks up on people and surprises them with normal conversations like a human being (he does this to Ash too much bro)
- Actually saw Ash and Goh kinda like younger siblings and goes out of his way to hang out with them
- If you pull on his hair, the hair tufts on the side move up and down
Chloe
- She likes Dawn
- Evil and intimidating Lesbian
- Had a small crush on Serena for a bit
- Sees Goh as an annoying brother, always wants to smack the shit out of him🌹
- Sees Ash as an annoying brother, always wants to smack the shit out of him🌹
- She’s wondered if cutting her hair would fix it being puffy in the morning (p.s. from a curly haired person, it doesn’t)🥀
Lana
- LESBIAN
- Women lover
- Girl kisser
- Mallow Mallow Mallow Mallow
- She actually enjoys Kiawes spirit but doesn’t say anything cuz she has a reputation
- She has absolutely tossed someone off a balcony before✨
Mallow
- LESBIAN
- Women lover
- Girl kisser
- Lana Lana Lana Lana
- She had a bit of a crush on Lillie for a while, but quickly developed feelings for Lana
- She wears flower scented perfumes
- Loves to make flower necklaces and crowns
- She has small burns on her hands from handling hot foot
Kiawe
- COVERED in burn marks but shows em off cuz they’re ✨cool✨
- Definitely found Ash a bit attractive before but is too dense to realize what the feeling of love is
- He flexes in the mirror
- Admires the hell out of Tapu Fini
Sophocles
- Immediately loved Pikachu and wanted to be best buddies with Ash
- Never has had a crush on anyone
- Asexual boi🔥
Lillie
- Had a small crush on Ash but the feelings quickly vanished after a bit
- She names any Pokemon she catches
- Has secretly watched her friends battle before
Professor Kukui
- Sees Ash as his son
- Has caught Ash eating stuff from the fridge in the middle of the night (big back)
- Secretly simps like CRAZY for Professor Burnet
- Got approved by Topu Koko itself as him being a good dad
- He cries at romantic films
- Used to pull various all-nighters for work before he got himself a girl and now he actually sleeps (YAY)
Professor Burnet
- Sees Ash as her son
- Has caught Ash and Kukui training in the rain and inevitably had to take care of them both while they were sick
- Always steals Kukui’s hat and teases him
- She doesn’t cry at romance movies but sure does at action movies when the dog dies
- She’s found Ash and Kukui asleep inside a blanket fort multiple times while a movie plays in the background
- She loves Rowlet and cuddles it constantly (REALREALREAL)
Rowlet
- I love Ash’s Rowlet so much that it gets its own spot
- BLANKIES
- IT LOVES BLANKIES
- Sleeps anywhere warm and cozy
- Loves being hugged, pet, snuggled, cuddled, and held 💚
- I will throw myself off a 7 story building to make Rowlet exist irl
- I NEED THAT ROWLET PLUSHIE I DON’T CARE THAT ITS 30 DOLLARS I NEED IT
- I WANT MY OWN SLEEPY ADORABLE OWL TO CUDDLE AT NIGHT
Jessie
- Bisexual
- Likes James
- Has been crushing gender roles for years and will continue to do so cuz she enjoys wearing suits and ties and dress shoes and vests
- Kills any plant she takes care of 🥀
- James taught her how to do her hair properly
- Extremely physically strong
- Secretly cares a lot about Meowth but doesn’t show it
James
- Bisexual
- Likes Jessie
- Has been crushing gender roles for years and will continue to do so cuz he enjoys wearing tights and makeup and dresses and skirts
- He can strut in high heels like the diva he is 💅✨💄👄👠🌹💃
- He knows how to do makeup
- Extremely soft and well taken care of hair
- His ears are pierced
- Snatched waist
- Flips his hair
- Has a surplus of blue roses sitting around, refuses to get rid of them
- Knows how to take care of plants
- Cares about Meowth but doesn’t show it very well
Meowth
- Sees Jessie and James as more than colleagues and instead sees them as true family
- He can bake GOOD
- He misses his normal Meowth moves
- His biggest fear is to lose his ability to talk