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"I don't, want to, talk about, it."
"i wasnt about to."
"I might've been,"
"Shut up Vee."
It was one cold rainy afternoon in Gravesfield, but inside the Rogers home—home of one Sam Norville Rogers—four friends felt warm.
Well, three friends felt warm, one friend felt very cold. And wet.
"ill get sammy some dry clothes"
"Sigh, Thank you Sam."
Sammy, Masha, Sam, and Vee had been having "Cabin 7 Nights," also typically known as "Board/Video Game Nights," for awhile now, most often hosted by Sam as the Noceda household can have more people over than is good for a four-person game night, and with mostly cool parents that don't mind—and actually enjoy—the extra noise, Sam's is the easy choice, and that's the reason the four had gathered that afternoon.
Well, as soon as Sammy was dry.
"Hey Sammy, while you wait I've got a spell I could try to dry you off?"
"Please. I'll take anything."
"Cool! Well my brownies just got finished so the oven is free if you'd like to crawl in-"
"Go fuck yourself Masha."
Hours later, a fierce battle rages on, Not Sorry! best 3 out of 5: (Well technically best 3 out of 9) round 5, the score is 0 Sam, 0 Vee, 2 Sammy, 2 Masha. Everyone has three pawns in Home.
Sam is twelve spaces from home, Masha is five spaces away, if Sammy gets one more four Sammy will have successfully skipped the entire board, Vee is one. Space. Away.
"Come on! Please just free me from this!" Vee pleas with the face down card in front of her.
"Don't worry babe, I'll be drawing a five soon and then you'll be free," Masha winks at Vee.
"Or I'll save Vee in a couple turns once I get my four!" Sammy boasts.
"id like to claim this point for my kingdom but my sister in sucking, you have my blessing." Sam deadpans.
Vee picks up the card, and slowly turns it over.
"YES!!!!!" Vee celebrates as she moves her final pawn one space into home, quickly standing up and jumping up and down with her arms in the air.
"Damn." Sammy exclaims, "Congrats Vee, but I'm just saying if we were playing No Trouble instead of Not Sorry! I would have won already,"
Masha shakes their head, "I will never understand why you think that, hyperbolically it's literally the same game."
Masha looks at Vee, "You're on my side, right babe?"
Vee sits back down, "I don't know, they are kinda different but I'll agree with you just cuz I like you," She giggles and smiles widely at Masha.
And as Vee does, Masha finds themself captivated by Vee's smile for a different reason than usual.
"Titan's bones Vee you have fangs now!!" Masha excitedly exclaims.
Sammy and Sam move to get a better view and confirm that yes—Vee does in fact have fangs, her top two canine teeth are longer and sharper than any human's.
Vee's smile turns bashful, "Yeah, the less things I need to change in my human form the better so." She shrugs, "And uh, I kinda found myself missing my fangs at times so...." Vee trails off.
"Babe you don't need to get all embarrassed about it! It looks good on you!" Masha promises.
"Seconded!" "thirded."
Vee blushes, "Thanks, I should have remembered that you three would be the last people to ever judge me, if you want you are welcome to touch them-"
Within an instant Masha and Sammy both have a hand in Vee's mouth, each feeling a different one of Vee's fangs.
"eally ou uo," Vee squints at the two of them.
"really you two." Sam repeats to himself
Masha rolls their eyes, "What did you expect? As if I'd pass up the chance to examine a demon's tooth! Especially one so cute,"
"This is just fun." Sammy states.
"ay eally houd hav nown." Vee tries to say through a mouthful of fingers.
"i really should have known." Sam repeats.
Vee smirks—well tries to smirk, the fingers make it hard,
"etty eisky uo eht or ands en ay demen's outh, rwas stahing e frow haying ay hight~"
"pretty risky to put your hands in a demon's mouth, what's stopping me from taking a bite~" Sam repeats.
Masha starts blushing.
Vee looks confused.
Masha tries to play cool, "Oh no! That'd be soooo horrible! It's be a shame if you were to bite me!"
Vee blushes hard and she takes the hands out of her mouth, "Ma-Masha. What are you saying."
Masha gulps, then grins dangerously, with a slight blush, and gets a little closer to Vee, "I'm saying that you should bite me, with your fangs."
Vee's eyes dart around, "Come on, that's totally a bit weird, right?" She looks to the other two for support.
Sammy moves in closer to Vee to support—support Masha, that is, "What I think is, you should bite me, too, with your fangs." Sammy smirks.
Masha and Sammy look at each other and nod, before turning back to Vee.
Vee looks to Sam for help, "Uh, um, Sam, please, help me, please."
Sam shrugs, "nah, i personally try to avoid anything that would painfully harm the flesh of my skin, but i support those twos choices for themselves."
"Oh no."
Masha and Sammy start slowly approaching Vee, until they're right in her face, at which point Vee can no longer hold herself together, and bursts out laughing, which causes everyone else to start laughing too.
After everyone has calmed down, Vee speaks first, "Alright alright, if it's what you two really want, then I can, um, uh, give you what you want." She says, blushing.
Sammy looks at Vee seriously and asks "Are you absolutely sure?" "It's perfectly fine if you don't want to." Masha adds.
Vee lets herself think about it. Then smiles and nods, "Yeah, you two are weird for this but we all met in a camp to make us normal so that's not new, you two want me to bite you and so I'll happily do it!"
Masha pumps their fist and jumps once, "Goddess I really am the luckiest enby ever." Masha giggles excitedly.
Sammy punches the air and hollers, "HELL YEAH GAYS STAY WINNING!!!"
Sam gives a thumbs up.
"But!" Vee pipes up. "We're finishing Not Sorry! first!"
"Alright alright," Sammy accepts.
Masha's eyes light up, "If I win I know what we're going to do on Halloween!"
It is Halloween night in Gravesfield, and four friends are sure they have the best costumes that night.
Well, three friends are sure, one friend felt very unsure. And embarrassed.
Vee is wearing a classic vampire costume, with dried blood dripped down from her lips, and blushing hard enough to completely bypass the white foundation she had on.
But what would a vampire be without her thralls?
And so Sam, Masha, and Sammy are all dressed in messed up white dress shirts and messy multi-layered skirts.
The real attraction though is elsewhere.
On Sam's neck are two fake puncture wounds, drawn on with makeup, and from those puncture wounds two trails of blood drip down his neck.
And Masha and Sammy?
Well Masha and Sammy are matching, with two near puncture wounds on their necks, and a trail of blood from each wound.
All together, not a vampire coven anyone would want to mess with.
(Someone eagle-eyed might notice that Sam's puncture wounds are the only ones that don't match the distance between Vee's fangs.)
