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system: one has joined the group chat
one: hey guys!!!!
four: OHHHH FUCK
nine: @everyone throw tomatoes 😼😼
nine: 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
two: 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
four: 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
six: 🍅🍅🍅🍅
five: 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
seven: 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
eight: 🍅🍅🍅🍅
ten: 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
x: 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
one: WHAT THE FUCK???
one: all i said was hi 😢😢
nine: no brooo u done fucked up even x throwing tomatoes at you
four: she got the people in here who barely talk to throw tomatoes & everything
x: wait that was a waste of tomatoes 😢😢 how to make tomato soup without tomatoes no borax no glue
four: why are you putting borax & glue in your soup.
nine: duuuuddeeee its a meme get with the times
nine: elite ref x bro
x: im still upset about the tomatoes
four: x, they are pixels
x: yeahh but like
x: i want tomato soup now
four: go make tomato soup then
x: i cant
x: we dont have any tomatoes
four: go get some tomatoes then
x: wait
x: good point
x: okay im gonna go buy tomatoes
x: HOORAYYYY
two: are we just going to,,, breeze over the fact that ones in here now
two: none of us can kick her either
one: its FINE trust im just gonna lurk
four: notice how fine was in all capitals
four: proves how much she says it
one: stfu
one: i swear to gawdd when i find u four u going RIGHT back into that moon
four: still haven’t found me
four: skill issue
two: four please don’t rile her up she might genuinely end the world
four: quieten tea drinker
four: i’ll do what i want
two: tea drinker ???
two: i dont even drink tea 😭
four: WHAT
four: a british person who doesn’t drink tea
four: holy shit
nine: moment in historrryyy whaaat
one: damn thats crazy
four: one im genuinely going to execute you
x: why are we sending death threats 😰😰
x: & why is one still here 💔
four: we cant ban her
x: oh
x: im going back to looking for tomatoes
four: x can you help me plan the execution
x: sure!
x: but only after i’ve had my soup
six: wow. he really wants that soup.
x: oh buddy dont get me started
x: I FOUND THE PERFECT SET OF TOMATOES OH MY GOD
x: I AM JOYOUS
x: its great out here perfect for tomato buying
four: i find your random want for tomatoes concerning
x: oh
x: guys slight problem
x: i dont know how to make soup.
two: huh
two: how
two: what
four: x did you buy canned soup or actual tomatoes to make it from scratch
x: tomatoes
four: oh
four: all im able to give you advice on is search it up because i have no clue
one: “skill issue”
system: one has been kicked from the group chat
four: FUCK YEAH
four: now we just gotta execute her
x: EXECUTION CLAP, KASANE TETO.
six: wait how did that happen though
nine: idk sixerrr
x: im boutta go full game theory rq
x: as one was kicked from the group chat, and it did not display leave. we can assume this was an outer beings doing.
such as, a form of energy, or an author of a chatfic on archive of our own who absolutely hates one with all their guts and had enough of her presence so removed her from the chat.
two:..
two: OKAY!! so, it was probably a glitch or something.
four: i think its the second theory
six: how would that even be possible.
nine: sixer it just is okayyyyyy
four: also x that was pretty short for one of your theorys :0
x: yesyess
x: well im tryna make soup so
two: wait but i personally thought that theory was above average length
four: there is too many times to count where x has spent a good 30 minutes talking about a theory
four: infact i think onetime it was like 2am n we were watching some random bullshit on tv and then he started creating a theory involving kagamine rin and baskets and how theyre secretly connected in a way in which they then proceeded to create this theory for about an hour
x: FOURY IM TELLING YOU THEY ARE CONNECTED.
four: okay x
four: whatever helps you sleep at night 💙
nine: 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
four: dont even start