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Fish Fishley, born Marsh 14th, 19eel-even.
Fishley grew up in the Moncarpy of King Lordfish. His family, the Flounder family, were a family of knights. At a young age, it was decided that an arranged marriage between him and the sturgeneral's daughter "Salmon-Ella" would take place to establish pollocktical relations between the two rivaling murraytaries of the Lordfish kingdom.
At the age of 24, Fishley & Salmon-Ella were as happy as they could ever be before disaster struck. Salmon-Ella had contracted an incurable disease. Fish AIDS. By the time the kingdom's scientists had found a cure, it was too late. Salmon-Ella had unfortunately perched away. Fishley was dabastated, and poured all of his eelmotions into his training.
By the age of 26, Fishley was a high ranking gar-d for the royal kingdom. Second only to his childhood rival, Leonardo DeCarpreo. Fishley was eelraged by this, the man who had tried to steal his partner when they were trout-agers was now his codmander. Fishley couldn't take it, killing DeCarpreo in the War(mouth) of 19seventy-fish.
The gillt haunted Fishley for years. Eventually, Fishley found sole-ace in rayligion. The Fish-tian church welcomed Fishley with open arms. Fishley prayed to Cod to forgive him for his fins, but after years of no reefsponse, Fishley vowed one day to go up to heaven and kill Cod himself for taking his beautiful wife.
Now Fishley sits alone at the dinner table, no family, no friends, and no caviar. Married only to his work, and to plotting his vengeance on the world that fish-wronged him.