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Fishley always loved film. As a guppy his parents took him to see all the Garvel movies. He loved seeing Row-Boat Downey Jr. play Iron Mackrel. When he heard they were killing him off at the end of End Gar-m he was distrout. Despite this, he quite enjoyed that movie. Seeing Iron Mackrel, Carptain America, & Spider-Manta all interact with each other was amazing, (though he did not enjoy Spider-Manta's new actor. He much puffered the Amazing Spider-Manta movies with Andrew Gar-field.) He thought the new Garvel movies were alright, he very much enjoyed seeing Dabpool & Waverine in the theatre, Ryan Raynolds really was born to play Dabpool. Spider-Manta: No Ray Home was also alright, though he much enjoyed the next in the trilogy where they brought back Andrew Gar-field & Toady Maguire to reprise their roles as Spider-Manta.
Fishley thought the recent casting of Percho Pascale as Mr. Fintastic in the new Fintastic Four movie was alright, but when he heard that Dryland Gosling was going to play Gar-st Rider, Fishley was overjoyed! He loved Dryland's performance in Project Scale Mary.
His parents also showed him Starfish Wars at a young age. He loved Luke Landswimmer played by Carp Hamill, and Herringson Ford as Han Row-Boat! He aspired to build robots like Sea-3PO and R2-Sea2, maybe he'd be a Jedi too! After all, his mentor did look like Obubble Wan Kenobi. But then Dissea bought the franchise. It was ruined. Why couldn't they stick to animated movies like Wall-Sea or Gars? Though he did have to admit, the recent sequels to movies like Koi Story or Inside Trout weren't very good either... Maybe he should watch the classics like the Troutman Show starring Jim Carrpy.
Fishley never really watched newer movies anyway, the most recent one he watched, his niece had dragged him along for. "A Minecarp Movie." What a stupid name. He thought Jack Mack(rel) did alright as Steve, but that was the only saving grace.
Well, that's not all true. He did like a few of the other recent video game adaptations recently brought to film. He really enjoyed Carpiplier's Iron Gill, and liked seeing Wash Hutcherson play Mike in Five Nights at Fredsea's. He thought Fish Pratt voicing Gario in the new Gario movies was a bad choice, after all Gario had been voiced by Charles Marlinet for decades. But Hollywood was Hollywood he supposed. Jim Carrpy's recent debut as Doctor Robotfish in Sonic the Hammerheadgehog movies was very good as well, though it was nothing like the Troutman show.
Fishley started watching horror movies recently, The Knifejaw on Elmstreet, Fri-dace the 13th, even Jaws! The giant human eating all the sharks at the beach really startled him. He wasn't able to visit a beach for years!
Oh how he fished he could watch movies with his wife, but alas. Rest in peace Salmon-Ella, you would've loved Finding Nemo.