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gay

Notes:

this is a joke don't slime me out pls I'm sorry

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Nagito: "wow, Hajime you're so.. Stunning! Dazzling even."

Hajime: "really..?" *he asked nervously.*

Nagito: "of course! You are quite a hopeful sight to see.." *he blushes*

Hajime: "th-thank you Nagito..." *he says stumbling over his words a bit*

Nagito: "I must be the luckiest person in the world to see such a beautiful, hopeful, person like you." *he smiles softly*

Hajime: "i.. Um... Y-you too. You look very.. Very pretty, Nagito." *he says, feeling the heat rise up to his neck*

Nagito: "ah, you're to kind.. But there's no need to flatter some worthless scum like me."

Hajime: "I'm serious Nagito. Don't say that about your self. I really do think you're rather.. Pre-pretty." *he turns his head to the side to avoid Nagito's gaze*

Nagito: "..god I want your babies."

*Hajime's head snaps up to look at Nagito his eyes widening at the comment*

Hajime: "N-nagito.. What the fuck?" *he sputters out*

Nagito: "ouuu shiiii"

🍀🍊🍀🍊🍀🍊🍀🍊🍀🍊

They then kiss have 5 babies and live happily ever after

Notes:

Why did he say that