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"We got big Trick… big Doggie, guys are you excited to hide?" Conix said, mostly to the camera he was holding, as he was about to start the TCD House hide and seek video. While the rest of the TCD House was participating, only 2 of them were on camera near the desks where they'd normally play Geometry Dash in the living room.
"I'm so excited to hide..-" Doggie awkwardly said, very obviously for the video, as Conix held the camera right up to his face.
"I'm so fucking excited…." Trick, with the camera not a few centimeters away from his face said much more naturally. The others were also in the room slightly off-camera, but for some reason Conix decided to only acknowledge Trick and Doggies existance.
After quickly going around the house and turning off all of the lights to prepare for the first game of hide and seek, Conix was able to start it, turning to face the rest of the house who was still in the now pitch-black living room.
"Alright, I'm going up to the balcony. Good luck boys." Conix announced to the rest of the house, signaling that it was time to start the actual game. In just a few mere moments, the rest of the people in the house scattered into different rooms outside of Conix's immediate vision from the balcony.
Among these people was Zoink, who had been standing around in the living room who really wanted to win this game of hide and seek. He had to use the bathroom, pretty badly in fact, but he believed he was going to be able to simply use the bathroom some time after they finished filming the hide and seek video, or in between rounds. He poured out of the living room like the rest of the people in the house, and went upstairs in search of a hiding spot.
Zoink walked into Cursed and Denni's bedroom, looking for a good place to hide. It didn't take Zoink long to realize that he was able to crawl inside a vent if he stood atop one of their beds.
Doggie, who was hiding behind a suitcase, immediately noticed what Zoink was attempting to do, and quickly voiced a mixture of concern, doubt, and amusement at the fact that Zoink was trying to make an unfindable hiding spot.
"Zoink, what the fuck are you doing?" Doggie said, laughing slightly as he spoke, getting up slightly from his hiding spot to watch Zoink pry the vent in the bedroom slightly open.
"Doggie, I'm winning hide and seek. Also, close the vent after I get in." Zoink said, clearly taking this game of hide and seek much more seriously than everyone else.
"Well no shit, Zoink if you can even fit in there, you deserve to win at this point." Doggie said, slightly giggling, as he watched Zoink painstakingly wedge himself up the vent. Doggie helped Zoink get in, lifting him slightly up in order to let him actually get in. After a minute of Zoink lodging himself in the vent, Doggie finally closed the vent and went back to his hiding spot near the suitcases.
Meanwhile, just a few moments later, Conix had finished counting to 100, signaling that he was ready to begin finding people.
"READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!" Conix yelled into the empty living room, exiting the balcony, but it was so loud that the sound could easily be heard throughout the house. He quickly moved from room, looking under beds, blankets, and all kinds of furniture. Eventually, he stumbled into Diamond's room.
"Oh my.. this room is a mess.. the closet is closed… it would be a shame if someone was…" Conix spoke into the camera, as he peeled open the closet door. Before he could even finish his sentence however, Denni giggled from inside the closet, knowing he was going to get caught within the next second anyways.
"Oh.. no Denni…" Conix spoke to the camera, before quickly beginning to search downstairs. On his search, he saw another closet-like door ajar, and knowing that none of the TCD member's hiding spots were probably that unique, knew there was someone in there. He opened the door, and found Trick standing next to some weird pressure tank looking object.
"Fuck, he got us chat!" Trick lightheartedly spoke to the livestream that was ongoing for the video while holding the phone that was used to record his perspective while hiding. Of course however, Conix had more to say about Trick's weird hiding spot.
"What kinda room is this?? You're in the chamber…." Conix said, laughing while panning the camera up and down the pipes and tight spaces that probably made the hiding spot quite uncomfortable for the guy. Trick quickly went to the living room where everyone else was, and Conix quickly found Cursed upstairs behind some mats.
Conix knew that the game was only going to get much harder from this point, as there was only Zoink and Doggie left to find.
"So theres Zoink and Doggie left….. where the hell are they…?" Conix mumbled to himself and stream as he slowly paced across almost every room of the house, checking cabinets, fridges, and a whole lot of other spots Conix knew neither of the two could have reasonably hid in. After a few minutes of this, Conix began to get a little impatient and slightly frustrated with finding none of the members.
"Legit where?! These people are the best hide and seek players of all time…" Conix yelled, slightly impatient but not entirely raging, while pointing his phone's flashlight towards any surface imaginable to try to find either of them.
Inevitably, Conix walked into Doggie's room, and shined the phone's flashlight over a stack of suitcases. Conix could very clearly see the reflection of Doggie's hair, and knew he was trying to blend in with the suitcases, but not well enough. He walked over to Doggie a few seconds after realizing this.
"Are you fucking kidding me… you looked like a bag…" Conix said to Doggie, who was laying down, as Doggie slowly turned his head to face the camera and got up. Like the rest of the members, Doggie went to the living room to wait for the game to finish. However, unlike everyone else, Doggie knew that it would take a really long time for Zoink to be found, but didn't say anything to give any hints of where Zoink was to not interfere with the actual game.
Inside the cramped space of the vents, Zoink silently celebrated his victory, as he overheard Doggie being found from just below him under the ceiling. His urge to piss had gotten alot worse, and it was actually getting quite uncomfortable at this point, but he knew that Conix could just play a noise on Zoink's phone and find him within the next 10 mintues anyways.
After a few minutes of continously searching every room, including Doggie's several times, Conix began to truly get really impatient.
"Is he cheating?? I think he went outside and fucking cheated…" Conix said in frustration, thinking Zoink had left the house and chose a hiding spot somewhere outside near the house. To try to speed up the game, he tried to play a noise on the remaining hider, Zoink's phone to deduce his location.
Zoink had forgotten to charge his phone, and it died while recording his perspective by the time Conix was trying to actually find him. However, when Conix heard no noise in the house, that seemed to only confirm his suspicions that Zoink cheated by hiding outside of the house.
"HE'S NOT IN THE HOUSE, HE'S FUCKING CHEATING, OH MY GOD!" Conix yelled and immediately groaned, knowing that he was going to have to spend way too much time just trying to find Zoink. After all, they were planning to do multiple rounds, so he really just wanted to find Zoink and move on to the next round.
After a few moments of disbelief, Conix stepped out of the house in the backyard to begin to try to search for where Zoink could be hiding. Everyone else followed Conix outside, wanting to keep up with what Conix was doing, including Doggie.
Meanwhile, in the vent, things were getting really bad for Zoink. He had to pee really bad, and at this point, he simply wanted to just use the bathroom as quickly as possible, ignoring the game. He began to try to move his limbs around to try to crawl his way out of the vent, but his legs could barely move in the cramped vent. His urge to pee got so bad, that he tried to grab his crotch to try to hold it in for longer, but couldnt reach for it in the vent. Soon later, Zoink heard Conix's declaration that he was cheating, but he thought Conix was joking just because he hid so well, and that he was probably salty he couldn't find him.
A horrifying thought soon appeared in Zoink's head, that he could possibly be stuck in this vent for a long time and that there wasn't anyone to help him get out at the moment. After all, he realized his phone was dead and couldn't signal his location. To try to quell the anxiety this gave Zoink, he began to call out to try to signal to Conix that he was in the vent.
"GUYS! CONIX! I'M IN THE VENT!" Zoink's voice echoed through the house as he yelled as loud as he possibly could, hoping that at last he could save himself from this situation that was quickly getting worse by the minute.
Silence. Zoink expected to hear a chuckle, a "Huh?" from Conix, or something along the lines of that, but Zoink heard no voices in the house. When he thought about it more, he hadn't heard the voice of Conix or anyone else in the house for a suprising amount of time. Zoink still held on to the slightest amount of hope he had, even though it was draining by the second, and yelled again.
"CONIX! GET ME OUT OF THIS VENT I-I HAVE TO PISS!" Zoink yelled once again, this time with slightly less confidence and much more desperation. The voice echoed once again throughout the house, and Zoink hoped the others just simply didn't hear the first time he yelled.
Once again, Zoink heard nothing in the house. He began to severely panic as the reality of the situation set in, that he was stuck in the vent, had to pee really badly, and had no easy way of getting out for a while.
Suddenly, everything in the vent felt much more cramped than it had already felt, and more pertinently, Zoink could feel the tight space of the vent press down on his bladder, and no readjustment of his position could neccessarily fix it that much. He quickly realized there was an actual chance he would have an accident as his need to piss worsened much more, and he actually began to struggle to hold it in.
"Fuck… fuck… theres no way I'm actually gonna…" Zoink panickedly mumbled to himself, as no matter what he could do, he couldnt make the situation much better for himself in the slightest. After a few minutes, Zoink could feel a small spurt leak into his pants, which only made things worse. He began to get extremely desperate, and running out of options, he continued to resort to the only choice of action he had.
"G-GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING VENT! I-I HAVE TO PISS SO BADLY!" Zoink shakily yelled with the last of his confidence, even know he knew there was almost certainly nobody to save him in enough time before he would inevitably have an accident. It was getting increasingly difficult to hold it in while the vent was actively sabotaging him, and Zoink got increasingly squirmy as this continued. As another spurt leaked out, Zoink knew he was almost certainly gonna fully piss himself and that there was basically no way for him to get out in time.
Just a few seconds later, he could feel another jet of piss leak into his pants, and he could already feel a growing dampness on them, even if he couldnt turn to see it. At the bare minimum, he knew that the accident was definetly very visible at this point, and that even if they came back right now, they would all know what had happened. Zoink was heavily breathing, just simply trying to endure the pain that his bladder was causing him for however long it would last.
Every very minor movement he did slightly increased the pressure on his bladder, and felt like an electric shock every time he tried to reposition himself. Eventually, one of these desperate movements led Zoink to accidentally press his chest into the surface of the vent, and led to another jet of piss coming out of him.
"OW- f-fuck.. a-ah.. h…." Zoink yelped in pain, but after he tried to unsuccesfully regain control and stop any more piss from coming out, he gave up and let himself fully piss himself. Zoink could only uncomfortably hear a faint hissing noise and dripping from behind him in the vent as he felt warmth spreading down his legs, and as piss dripped onto and out of the vent, onto Cursed's bed.
After a full minute of him peeing himself, Zoink let out a shaky deep breath, as he slowly recomposed himself after being relieved from the immense pain in his bladder. Now, he had to deal with the fact that his legs were rapidly becoming uncomfortably wet and cold, and that the fact that he had to stay like that until they got him out. Each second that passed felt like an eternity, as he could only await the inevitable of them finding his hiding spot.
15 minutes later, Conix and everyone else had basically given up searching for Zoink at this point, and everyone began to return back to the house. Zoink felt a massive sense of relief washing over him hearing the back door of the house slide open, as he knew he could actually get out of the vent in a few minutes.
Downstairs, the others were pretty pissed, as they assumed Zoink had straight up left the house and did something else instead of playing the game.
"Fucking cheater man… he's ruining the whole ass video…" Conix grumbled in frustration, as he had spent a very long time trying to look for just Zoink, taking longer trying to search for him than everyone else combined in the house.
What they didn't expect however though, was to hear Zoink's voice echoing from upstairs.
"CONIX IM IN CURSED'S ROOM, GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" Zoink yelled at the top of his lungs, the impatience in his voice quite clear. The other assumed that he wanted to be found so badly because he had just been waiting for a long time, and that nothing more happened.
When Conix and everyone else walked upstairs and into Cursed's room, Conix got confused, as he couldnt find Zoink anywhere in the room. However, Zoink yelled once again, not wanting to spend any longer in the vent in the state he was in already.
"I'M IN THE VENT CONIX, LIFT OPEN THE VENT AND GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" Zoink yelled again, quieter this time as he could hear that Conix was in the same room as him and not downstairs.
"Wait, WHAT?! ZOINK HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIT IN THERE?!- DUDE I THOUGHT YOU CHEATED, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU WERE HIDING IN HERE!?" Conix was absolutely shocked at Zoink's hiding spot, but didnt hestiate to open the vent and start slowly pulling Zoink out of it by the leg.
After about 20 seconds of Conix pulling Zoink, he was able to succesfully get out of the vent and shakily got placed onto the floor by Conix. Immediately, Conix figured out that Zoink had an accident, but he could tell that Zoink was okay because he wasn't too emotional over it. Before Conix could ask any questions though, Zoink was already explaining himself. The other members in the room simply stayed in a stunned silence behind Conix.
"I had to pee so badly.. and I like got stuck in here so I kinda yknow… pissed myself.." Zoink rapidly spoke, in order to explain himself before Conix would immediately judge him for pissing himself.
"Dude… you fucking soaked Cursed's bed in your piss… he's gonna be so mad at you when he finds out about this.." Conix whispered to not alert Cursed, pointing out what Zoink hadn't saw because he was in the vent. Zoink quickly realized that his piss dripped onto the bed while he was in the vent, but he wasn't that suprised or shocked, as it made a whole lot of sense.
After a minute, Cursed finally noticed the decently large wet spot on his bed and immediately figured out it was piss based off of what had just happened to Zoink, and he was not happy about it.
"ZOINK WHY THE HELL DID YOU PICK THE ONE SPOT WHERE YOU COULD PISS ON MY FUCKING BED??" Cursed was basically screaming at this point, but he wasn't as mad at Zoink compared to just the mere fact that he probably wouldn't be sleeping in a nice location tonight.
Zoink stayed in silence, listening to Cursed half-scream at him. He could also tell quite quickly that Cursed cared more about the bed than his accident, so Zoink was still fairly calm about it. Conix quickly devised a solution to try to still finish the video despite Zoink pissing himself in a vent.
"Uhhh…. Zoink.. just don't play in the next round… just change and like come back when your ready."
"Alright, bet."