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I HATE Hatsune Miku.
No, seriously, why do people like her so much? Her voice... that annoying thin voice is everywhere! Her stupid, dumb teal hair and her big ass pigtails...
... Well, you get it.
Anyhow, back to my project i was making... I'm an university student, i live in dorm number 43 and my semester essay is... not exactly done yet. I have the rest of the semester to do it though! It barely started!
Though, its storming real bad out there, you know, outside.
Essays are easy peasy, sometimes even lemon squeezy if they can be shorter!... A semester essay isnt that easy though, and the rain outsidt cant help you, just makes you distracted and lose your focus. So, eventually, you take a break, just watching the window as it rains.
And suddenly– LIGHTNING STRIKE SOUNDS – Lightning strikes exactly on top of campus, what a tragedy.
... Nothing happened...?
... Well, the lights are all out.
... And the energy, did all of it cut off?
...
Oh wait, my laptop's screen is white?... did the lightning fuck over my laptop? i-
æ–
Out of nowhere, a person comes... No, gets launched from my computer, right onto my dorm's floor, falling face first. It looks like a girl... Long pigtails, shorter than me... Wait. I know that sillouette.
"HATSUNE MIKU?!" I yell out, covering my mouth with my hands as the girl lifts of her face from the floor, and... Well, yeah. Hatsune Miku, the idol...
"K-Kyaa.. My head... W-Where... Am I...?" Hatsune Miku says silently, rubbing her head as she falls backward, landing with her ass on the floor with a soft 'Twack'. "Oww..!"
Me, being the genious that i am, connect the dots. The lightning, the energy being out... must have overflowed on MY laptop! causing it to... form Hatsune Miku a body? I didn't know why, but...
"Ugh... Are you serious?! It's YOU?!" I exclaim, pinching the bridge of my nose as i shake my head in denial "Oh, this is going to be a pain..."
"You're in college, dude." I say, putting my hands on my hips and pouting a bit, my brows furrow as i try to look tough. "And... Ugh, dont tell me I'll have to hide you from everyone..."
Hatsune Miku looks away, turning her head towards my bed as she speaks weakly "a-ah... okay..." She just curls up into a fluffy teal-colored ball... Alright, maybe i went too off limits.
"... Hey dude, you good?" I poke her back, seeing her turn her head slightly while still on the floor. "Im sorry, i didnt think you'd..." Id shake her shoulder now, encouraging her to stand up.
"Hatsune Miku, i got some... Uhm... Food... in the cabinet. You seem a bit weak, so..." I gesture to the small cabinets on the small dorm... She instantly perks up.
... Hopefully this isn't going to be too hard.