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Baby carrot: "hey Stanley cup!" *he waves*
Stanley cup: "stay back.." *he says as his eyes turns red*
Baby carrot: huh? What's wrong *he asks*
Stanley cup: "I said don't come near me!!" *he growls like an alpha wolf as his eyes glow red*
*baby carrot steps back in fear*
Baby carrot: "Stanley cup wtf??"
Stanley cup: "I'm..gingerphobic. Get away! Or- or I'll go alpha!!"
Baby carrot: "dude what?"
*Stanley cup howls at the non existence moon*
Baby carrot: "boi we breaking up"
*baby carrot says before walking away*
Stanley cup: "nooo we were going to backflip into the sunset.." *he cries and turns emo as he grows wings and starts flying to space to see the whale with it's family*