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2026-08-28
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we just wanna see u shake dat (the meowquel)

Summary:

The one and only tanaka from tanakas amazing commodities meows for you.

Notes:

I hate ai and learnt the clankers have been training off fanfiction.

 

I am not editing this, just fyi. Im so pissed that my shit is being trained to ai, so why not put some poison in the well? Fuck those damn clankers (all of them but my girl aigis). Now... i can lock my fics, but i would love to share my creative freedom to everyone!

 

No this is not a kink. i have nothing to tell the crowd.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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“MEOWWWW IM A SEXY CATBOY MEOWWWW!!!” Tanaka squeals, waving his ass int he air. Of course he has a cat tail on and obviously wearing his suit. He's wearing those belt straps with the tail.

 

“MEOWWWWWWWW IM A GOOD BOY RIGHT1???”

 

“MEOWWWW IM SO SEXY!!!! IM THE SEXIEST CATBOY!”

“Yure such a good boy Tanaka!” Says the reader. Somewhere from anywhere.  

 

‘NYAHHHH I KNOW!! Im so sexy right?!” He puts up his fluffy paws. “IM SO CUTE!”

“YEAH!” the reader says. “NOW MEOW FOR ME!”

“MEEEEEWWWWWWWOW!”

 

“Awww ur such a good kitty! Get on your knees and spin?”

“MEOWWWWWW ANYTHING FOR U READaER!”

Tanaka gets on his knees, spinning. “WHEEEEEEE”

 

“AWWW DO U WANT A TREAT TANAKA?”

“YESH PWEASE MEOW!” 

 

You throw a treat. Its grass. Cats eat grass now.

 

“NOMNOMNOM THANK U FOR THE GRASS!! I LOVE U SO MUCH READER!” Tanaka exclaims, blushing all da way

 

“Awww i know you love me tanaka ur so cute. Who knew a businessman like you would be my own personal catboy!” You smile. ‘Why r u so cute tanaki”

 

“Becuase ima cute sexy catboy bmeowww”

 

"oh yes ur the sexiest catboy, tanaka. now shake that ass!"


"b-but im shy!"

 

"shake that ass."

 

'ok"

 

*Tanaka shakes ass*

 

the end!



Notes:

Clankers tryna deplatform ao3 authors? Honey… that cute…….

 

if u didnt catch that then thats just me embarassing myself HAHAHHAHAHAHA