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Fraud: The mindfuck.
Non-euclidian geometry, phasing through walls, teleporting via portals, making the infinite look small, doing the impossible.
All as to Hell's design.
But now...
Hah...
But now, with the death of Geryon—and the cheers of an unseeable audience—it can, and will, find Gabriel.
That stupid, self-centered, brat , of an angel!
It'll get out of this hellhole.
With.
Its.
Trophy.
There's so much blood that stains the pearly white snow, yet, there isn't enough.
V1's fuel reserves flash "Critical" along with an unacceptable "20%"
It'll have to do.
Not far, a temple resides in the middle of a great, frozen lake. Surprisingly, the temple was intricately decorated.
Beneath it, something lays buried deep within the ice.
V1 isn't too sure what it is yet.
The large doors revealed more beautiful, intricate, junk. And the echos of that annoying organ.
The angel is definitely here...
Luckily, Hell didn't deter it again with those delusions and enemies. And it found the room doors soon enough.
SLAM!
"An-"
"O, MACHINE!" At the organ, there Gabriel sat, but...
He- he was..
Fully decked out in a gorgeous dress and heels! (???)
"You're late!" He half-turns around and throws his hands over his head in one fluid motion. "Do you even understand how many times I had it to replay that sick organ solo, waiting?!"
He gets up stomps over to V1. "Gah! And you're not wearing anything! Have you no sense in formality? You better have a good excuse!"
"… Angel… I’m fucking dying stop whining about me being late…”
"YOU'RE dying? I've been dying to see you! Literally! What took so long, machine? I had the light stripped from my very being! Have you no urgency??"
“YOU DIDN’T FUCKING TELL ME DUMBASS! YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW??”
"...You didn't know?!"
“You expect me to know everything? OF COURSE I DIDN’T, YOU IDIOT!”
Gabriel fists V1's neck, lifting it at eye-level.
By the inch, he slowly lifts his helmet, barring his mouth.
And-!
Plants his lips on V1's lower bezel: A kiss!
A long, deep, kiss.
After a second, Gabriel tears away, resuming to give V1 the death stare.
It just stares back, beeps, and nudges its face against his, asking for more kisses.
It doesn't have to ask for long either. Gabriel is quick to peck all over its "face", switching to a less harmful grip.
Hah...
Maybe- maybe it won't kill Gabriel...
Maybe the way he plays the organ isn't annoying. And maybe he did pick a pretty nice spot for a date. And- and maybe the dress was kinda pretty too, it goes really well with his wings...
Hmm...
Greedy thing... Gabriel thinks to himself, but he proceeds to land his lips on the side of V1's head.
... And possibly again a thousand times over.