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„Nutella? Really? Will you clean up the mess afterwards? Then go and buy. I like nutella.”
“Did you ever try a nutella-dipped piece of pineapple? That’s great.” Steve gives Danny a rapt smile.
“Are you kidding me? There are only three ways to eat nutella: With a spoon out of the jar, on a piece of toast or from your body. All other ways are strictly forbidden in this household, got me?”
“What about strawberries dipped in nutella?”
“Okay, four ways. But that’s it.”
“Bananas dipped in nutella?”
“Five ways, I forgot the bananas, you're right, babe.”
“I also like hot waffles with…”
“Okay, forget it. Buy a skid of nutella, Commander piggy bank, so we can eat 9 ½ YEARS of it.”
Steve grins and adjusts his pillow.
“Did you know that Chin worked as a senior at a video rental store? He needed the emoluments. He refused to lend me and my gang 9 ½ weeks.”
“You were freshmen! This movie is R-rated, right? So Chin was absolutely right to refuse. Good cop, he always has been.”
“Danno, you are such a fun killer! How old were you watching it for the first time?”
“Uhm… 15, I think.”
“15, huh? And your mum was sitting next to you. Am I right or am I right, Danno?”
“You caught me with my pants down, I guess.”
“In the truest sense of the word.”
“I hate you. I hate you so much.”