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Guest and noob were cuddling eachother in bed. Noob was scrolling on their phone while Guest was holding them close on their waist, letting Noob's head rest on their chest.
Suddenly, they heard a loud noise erupt from their porch. It sounded like something dropped onto the ground.
Noob closed their phone and turned their head to the direction of where the sound erupted, confused. They looked at Guest to see if they heard that as well. By the look of their face, they had definitely heard it.
‘That was weird, wanna go investigate?’ Guest signed, their arms leaving Noobs waist to do so,
“You go, tell me what dropped onto our porch when you get back,” Noob said with a thumbs up. They had just woken up, they didn’t want to move yet.
Guest nodded and left the bed. Noob could still hear footsteps even when they left the room.
Noob just continued scrolling on their phone before they heard a voice coming from the living room that sounded very enthusiastic.
Noobs eyes were wide, now they were very curious. Had Guest let someone into their house? They sat up, threw their phone onto the bed and walked to the living room to check up on Guest,
"Guest? What happened?" They asked before their eyes immediately landed on a floating yellow smiley face. Noob jumped backwards at the sight of it, stumbling on the floor slightly,
"Hey, it's me, it's Verity!" Verity said, looking at Noob happily, while Noob was horrified,
"Guest, what the fuck is this?"
Guest just shrugged. They seemed to be as scared as Noob was,
"Ask me anything!" Verity's loud voice made them snap their attentions back to him. He was floating around noob as they took a step back, clearly uncomfortable around him.
'I got a question,' Guest signed,
"I know about a million things!" Huh, well if that's true.. He might be useful, Noob admitted to themselves,
'Well that's great!' Guest signed, they seemed to be amused by Verity,
"I'll do everything!" Noob thought of what they should do to him. If he knew everything, he should know the answer to this question,
"Alright," Noob started, "What's the capital of France?"
"Oh oui oui oui," Verity said, "It is Paris, merci!"
Noob started to find this fun, they didn't hate Verity that much now. To be fair, he kinda just broke into their house, but he guessed that it was alright. It was just an intelligent smiley face, right?
'Okay, what does the cow say?" Guest signed, pointing at verity,
"Oh moo moo moo, I speak that too, all day!" Verity said,
Maybe this ball isn't that bad after all,