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Bobby: I'm hungry.
Skandar: We just ate.
Bobby: That was a pre-snack. I need a meal.
Mitchell: There is no future. There is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Flo:
Bobby:
Skandar:
Everyone else at Mitchell's Surprise Birthday Party:
Flo: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
Mitchell, addressing the quartet: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Flo: But -- that’s just a trash can.
Mitchell: It sure is!
Agatha: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Skandar: I think you mean cards.
Agatha, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.
Flo: Skandar, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Skandar: I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Flo: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Bobby.
Islander: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Mitchell: *turning to Bobby* How tall are you?
Agatha: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
Skandar: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Flo: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Skandar:
Skandar: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
(A/N: I don't like this one much because I don't think Skar would say this, but also, it's Skandar and Flo. They're, like, THE cuties ever. So yeah, I had to.)
Mitchell: I have a bad feeling about this.
Bobby: You say that every time we leave the house.
Flo: To be fair, Mitchell is usually right.
Skandar: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
Bobby: I feel like we've all done that at least once.
Mitchell: I ate it too --
Bobby: See?
Mitchell: -- on purpose...
Skandar and Bobby: ... What?
(A/N: Fun Fact; When I was in preschool, I saw a couple of kids eating tissues on purpose, just because they could. My friends did it, too. I was smart enough not to join them but dumb enough to think they were cool for it.)
Skandar: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Flo, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Skandar: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Bobby: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.
Mitchell: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
(Context for last two quotes: I think Islanders canonically don't have much access to Mainlander technology, so Bobby and Skandar ended up bringing in Mainlander stuff via Robert and Bobby zaps them with lightning or smth, so the quartet have working, possibly illegal, electronic appliances lying around.)
Agatha, trying to cheer the quartet up: Things could be worse, you know!
Mitchell: How?
Agatha: How what?
Mitchell: How could they be worse?
Agatha: They couldn’t, I lied.
Mitchell:
Flo: Are we lost?
Bobby: We are exploring with uncertainty.
Skandar: If you had to choose between Mitchell and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Bobby: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Mitchell: Bobby!
Skandar: 63 cents.
Bobby: I'll take the money.
Mitchell: Bobby!!!
Skandar: You're smiling. What happened?
Bobby: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Flo: Mitchell tripped and fell down the stairs today.
Mitchell: I have a plan.
Skandar: Does it involve us running for our lives?
Mitchell: ... Possibly.
(90% of Mitchell's plans be like:)