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Miku Lover:??
Secretly dating an MMJ member: What.
Cookies: Hello? @everyone
Bows and ribbons: niceee
Airi More More Jump!: What @SecretlyDatingAnMmjMember
Secretly dating an MMJ member: what
Minori More More Jump!: WHATTTT???? WHOS DATING AN MMJ MEMBER???
Secretly dating an MMJ member: not saying bru
Leave me alone bru I don't wanna be here
Haruka More More Jump!: Dear lord what happened here
ShihoBass: why would you name yourself this if it's secret
Make it make sense bru
Secretly dating an MMJ member: I didn't bro
Hamster Folder: I think An-chan made this group!
Cookies: It would make sense for Shiraishi to make this.
Secretly dating an MMJ member: I'm killing this Shiraishi woman
Awake Now: I dare you
Secretly dating an MMJ member: Oh you're so dead Shiraishi
Awake Now: I could EASILY leak who you are bro.
Bows and ribbons: DRAMA @Akito's Sister @Purple Haired Random @Cool composer
Akito's Sister: ok this is just mean bro
DO NOT associate me with that little shit
Cool composer: Why
He seems nice
Purple Haired Random: Oh
That's an interesting name, Shiraishi
Akito's Sister: drop the formality bru
Cookies: I see no problem with this user using formal language when typing.
In fact, I think you all should work on your grammar because if I'm being honest, this is pathetic.
Purple Haired Random: @Cookies You are a genius.
Do you have Nightcord?
Cookies: Yes, actually.
Purple Haired Random: Feel free to add me @Yuki
Haruka More More Jump!: HELLO WHAT IM DYING
Bows and ribbons: NOOOO MAFUYU U CANT BEFRIEND RANDOM PEOPLE
Purple Haired Random: @Cookies Is this your user?
Aoyagi_Touya_VBS
Cookies: Yes
Bows and ribbons: TOYA MY BELOVED BESTIE
Cookies: What's wrong, Mizuki?
Bows and ribbons: my baby ur growing up so fast
ShihoBass: The fuck
Secretly dating an MMJ member: Real
SakiKeyboard: Oh my gosh
THIS IS PEAK HIGHSCHOOL
Miku lover: haha, this is so you Saki
Hona is married to apple pie: Hehe
Hello everyone! I'm looking forward to meeting you all
WORLD FUTURE STAR: SAKIIIII????? MY BABY
Too wonderhoy: WONDERYHOY MORNING EVERYONE!!!!!!!
Imma catch you platypus boy: Hehe
You really could guess that Shiraishi made this group chat
Nene gamer girl: Ew
@Cookies wanna play dota?
Cookies: Sorry.
I'm currently playing Portal, actually.
Nene gamer girl: oh ok
Lock in
Cookies: sure.
Awake now: Wait
@Secretly dating an MMJ member
Secretly dating an MMJ member: tf u want Shiraishi girl
Awake now: first of all don't pretend you don't know me
If u dont want EVERYONE to know who u r and who ur dating
Then its best for you to buy me a dress
Im going somewhere nice w/ kohammy for our day off
So u better get me one by tmrw
Or else
Secretly dating an MMJ member: Oh will I fucking murder you
Cookies: Shiraishi, please work on your grammar.
Secretly dating an MMJ member: oh my lord
Awake now: :3
And
Cus Ik ur broke ass won't buy me one
So tmrw it's gonna be all over the news
LOL
This is perfect
Miku lover: Oh nice! I'm also dating a MORE MORE JUMP! Member!
Secretly dating an MMJ member: dear ur gonna expose us
Haruka More More Jump!: dear lord
Shizuku More More Jump!: Oh wow!
Haruka are these the two people you told me about?
Airi More More Jump!: HARUKA EXPLAIN URSELF
Minori More More Jump!: WAIIIIIIIIIIIT
I think haruka should date whoever she wants!!!
Cus were her mates and we should support her y'know
DO YOU GET MEEEEEEEE????
WORLD FUTURE STAR: EXACTLY!!! MINORI IS RIGHT!! SUPPORT ALL GENDERS AND LEGAL RELATIONSHIPS
Too wonderhoy: YEAAAAAAAAA
Awake now: holy shit
SakiKeyboard: Ichika you're dating haruka chan??
Miku lover: Yes
Cookies: that's interesting.
I didn't know you were dating her.
She is a very nice person with a very nice personality and a very nice singing voice.
@Secretly dating an MMJ member you are so lucky
Secretly dating an MMJ member: JCJDDHDJSJX TOYA ILY BUT PLEASE
IM DONE FOE ANYWAYSKXJSKDJSMDM
Minori More More Jump!: WAIT HARUKA CHAN YOURE DATING TWO PEOPLE???!!!!!
WHOOOOO??????
Haruka More More Jump!: Ok I'm dating ichika
And the second person
Is
Actually I don't think I should say lol
Awake now: JAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS PERFCT
Purple Haired Random: I think I know who it is.
Akito's Sister: HAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS AMAZING
@Awake now I SUPPORT YOU
Secretly dating an MMJ member: I HATE YOU ALL
FUCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU (except for Toya kohane haruka and ichika you're all precious)
SakiKeyboard: Oh
Secretly dating an MMJ: WAIT NO
LIKE
LEMME EXPLAIM MUSELE
IM SO SOREY
I TAKE IT BACK
FUCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU WHO ARE DOIG. THIS
AJJHH