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Summary:
Mouse meets mouse basically
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Mouse saw mouse.
what.
Mouse blinked.
Blinked again.
"What?"
Hello mouse Satan.
The gods voice was projected into mouse Satan's mind.
"How can you do that?!"
I have every ability ever I can do anything obviously
"mhm... this is a little weird. so are you basically just a opposite version of myself???"
That would be correct.
"Cool!"
Very cool.
"So why are you contacting me?"
I have a mission.
"What is it?"
You need to kill the squirrel Pope, he's a false prophet and he's stealing my clicks on twitter.
"WH- WHAAAAT??? B- but he's my uncle!!!"
I know, that's why YOU must do it. You need to use the SHADOWKRISTAL, your family's heirloom, to take his Pope power and use it to Mouse Blaster him.
"I- wha- who- WHAT?!?!?! Wheres this 'SHADOWKRISTAL'???"
That's the hard part, it's in your spleen.
Mouse panics.
They scramble to gather a single idea of what is happening.
How did this happen?
Why is there an object that kills squirrel Popes in my back?
This is basically themself though.
It would be ungrateful to just decline their favor.
Mouse gets to work.
They grab a scalpel and start to precisely cut into their spleen to obtain this so called "ShadowKristal".
After careful focus and precision, they got out the ShadowKristal.
MouseGod helps MouseSatan stich up their body.
MouseSatan now wields the ShadowKristal.
There is only one thing left to do.
Mouse barges into the church.
The Squirrel Pope looks at Mouse with disgust.
"Who intrudes these sacred halls?!" The Pope bellows.
Mouse rushes the pope and fucking annihilates the pope. Mouse stands there, surprised how easy that was. All of the sudden, Mouse is now the Pope.
"That was easy."