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It was just a regular day.
Birds were chirping.
Grass was growing.
And kids like Dipper Pines
Are DEATHLY afraid of mice!!!
Dipper was sitting behind the counter of the Mystery Shack, drinking [HYPERLINK BLOCKED] cherry cola, when he heard a noise. Faint and small, coming from the wall, was a squeak, then another, and another, and another. It sounded like at least 24 small squeaking things behind the wall.
Dipper leaned back in his chair, knowing it probably wasn't mice or anything, whe
When a round, well fed wild rat jumped out from a bush.
Dipper breathed in "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Promptly unleashing a scream so loud that all of Gravity falls, neigh, all of Orogen must have heard
Dipper was being speciesist, he realized, as he saw that it was acually a mouse.... a mouse with... horns!!! this could be the perfect specimen to study!!! he leaps to grab the mouse, but it evades his grasp and- and sticks its toung out?! oh hes going to get that little bastard!! Dipper pounces and grasps all he can, untill, about 20 minutes later he finnal;y catches it in the basement of the mystery shack.
"Grunckle stan!! Gruckle stan!!! look, ive finnaly found proof that there is something going on here in gravity falls, that the journel is real and that im not going insane!!!" he exclaims as he proudly presents the jar to his lazy great uncle.
"uhh, kid, you migh want to take another look at that jar"
Its gone.