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James has joined the Notebook.
James: Wake up, Lily.
James: Wakey, wakey, rise and shine.
Lily has joined the Notebook.
Lily: Do you even want to make it to fourth year, Potter? Do you have a death wish?
Lily: What do you want Potter?
James: You mean other than a date?
Lily: Oddly enough I don't consider a date a good enough reason for waking me up at 4 in the morning, considering you asked me out yesterday.
Lily: And, as if I need remind you, once again you were rejected. Forget it, James. I'll never go out with you.
James: Ouch! Way to break a guys heart, Evans.
Lily: Sadly, I'm sure you'll live.
James: Couldn't sleep.
Lily: Me neither. Otherwise I wouldn't have been awake in the first place.
James: I did wonder about that, actually. smirks
James: I just don't understand what's been going through me head lately.
Lily: Poor James. His mind is so disturbed he can't even understand it.
James: Hahaha
Lily: Right back at ya.
James: I'm trying to be serious for once in my life, and you ridicule me for it.
Lily: Sorry James. I've just never known you to be serious, that's all.
And to be honest, I've never known a guy to apparate straight into my bedroom, either.
James: Who apparated into your bedroom?!?!?!?!?!?!
Lily: No one, Potter. Just trying to wind you up.
James: You treat me way too harshly Evans.
Lily: Likewise.
Lily: Considering you have claimed me to be the love of your life on more than one occasion, do you have to keep calling me Evans???
James: No, but chances are that probably won't stop me.
Lily: Well, it's not gonna help you get a date.
James: Blackmail. Interesting strategy. You win Lily.
Lily: It's not a strategy of you're good at it. It's life.
James: Lily, Lily, Lily, Lily, Lily.
Lily: And the point of saying my name over and over again is….
James: I haven't quite figured that part out yet.
Lily: Don't bother.
Sirius has joined the Notebook.
Sirius: Have you two sworn your undying love for each other yet?
Sirius: Or are too busy trying to kill each other over the Internet?
Lily: Don't you have somewhere you need to be, Black? Like a lunatic asylum???
James: Hahahahahaha
James: She got you good that time, Padfoot.
Lily: I'll take that as a compliment, Potter.
Sirius: How comforting. My supposed best friend and his supposed enemy are ganging up on me. Did I miss something?
James: If I have to call you Lily, why don't you have to call me James?
Sirius: Apparently so.
Remus has joined the Notebook.
Lily: Because I haven't proclaimed you to be the love of my life yet.
Remus: I'd take the yet to be a good sign if I were you, James.
Lily" ('Yet' mentally deleted - will be denied at all costs). Deciding whether Potter is worth my murderous hatred or just my hatred.
James: Ahh. Young love.
Lily: Ok, now I'm gonna KILL HIM!!!
Sirius: You blew it, mate.
Sirius: But you have to admit, Lily's reaction is indeed an interesting one.
Lily: You've just been added to my death list, Black.
Remus: And yet, little Remus Lupin still remains as innocent as ever.
James: Not for long, my little werewolf.
Remus: Rub it in why don't you.
Lily: What is with this new routine of at 'Notebooking' 4 in the morning?
James: "Notebooking"!!!???
Sirius: I resent that. It is now 4:32.
Remus: You were in the Notebook before me Lily, so you can answer that yourself.
Lily: Only because a certain annoying 4th year woke me up.
Sirius: Who do you think she could possibly mean, Moony?
Remus: Quoting "Because I haven't proclaimed you to be the love of my life yet", I'm guessing Prongs.
James: Who, Lil' ol' me? Picture of innocence:attempts said expression:
Remus: Yes, Prongs, you
James:expression fails miserably:
Lily: As interesting as this conversation is, I really have to get some sleep before it's time to get up for breakfast. Which is at 9, in less than five hours, meaning there is only just over 4 hours before I'll see you all (sadly including Potter). So the point of this conversation was…
James: Goodnight, my love.
Remus: Goodnight.
Sirius: Nighty-night, sleep tight.
Remus has left the Notebook.
Sirius: And I wouldn't take those bedbugs lightly, either. It's been known to happen.
James: Get off line, Padfoot. Let my love get her beauty sleep.
Sirius: Righty-oh, mate. I'll leave you two alone.
Sirius has left the Notebook.
Lily: Your days are numbered, Potter.
Lily: Yes, I'll include Black in that threat.
James: Just a quick question, Evans. Are there many people on your death list, or is a privilege?
Lily: Not for you, James, not for you.
Lily has left the Notebook.
James: All in good time.
James has left the Notebook.