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Chief Lizard
Friday, 19:23
Chief, earlier, did we meet?
? Yes.
Was it really you I spoke to? It wasn't another Chief Lizard?
Yes.
Then
Can you recount what we talked about? If it was really you.
Yes.
We entered an F-grade darkness that forcibly revealed Kim Soleum's affection and lust toward Lee Jaheon. Lee Jaheon and Kim Soleum then entered a romantic relationship.
Would you like more details?
……
Then
Chief, are we dating?
Dating appears to be the appropriate term.
Are we dating? Please answer with yes or no.
Yes.
Okay.
Friday, 21:52
Chief.
Does that mean you like me?
? Yes.
…I mean romantically.
Do you like me romantically?
Yes.
Ah.
Kim Soleum.
Would you like some advice?
Yes…
According to various sources documenting human behavior, you will feel reassured over time.
Attempting to confirm or deny Lee Jaheon's feelings will result in frustration and relationship issues.
For the sake of our relationship, I recommend showing more patience.
Re
Relationship…
Yes.
Because we are in a relationship.
…
Okay.
Yes.
Chief, I like you.
Yes.
I like you too.
Chief Lizard
Sunday, 13:02
Chief, are you busy?
Yes.
Please contact me when you're free.
Yes.
Sunday, 16:21
Chief?
Yes.
Are you still busy?
Yes.
Okay.
Sunday, 19:38
?
?
You're still busy?
Yes.
Chief, what are you doing?
Washing dishes.
...?
Is there some complicated procedure involved in washing dishes?
It is not complicated.
Then, are you going to do something important afterward?
I am going to bed.
...?
?
Chief, are you busy?
Yes.
Why?
I am washing dishes and going to bed.
…Okay, it's my mistake. From now on, I'll make sure to ask what you're busy with.
Chief, video call me please.
Yes.
Lee Jaheon
Thursday, 07:12
Good morning.
Good morning.
Thursday, 10:54
Where are you? Can we eat lunch together?
Yes.
Thursday, 17:59
Please wait for me before going home, I want to walk together.
Yes.
Thursday, 22:23
It was nice spending time with you. Let's meet again soon.
Yes.
…Chief.
Can you add some emotional indicator of your mood to your messages?
Please.
How?
Um...
For example
Adding a heart from time to time?
How so?
Like this. ❤️
Yes. ❤️
!!!
Yes, thank you!
Thursday, 23:35
Are you busy? Let's video call before bed.
Yes. ❤️
😊
Lee Jaheon
Tuesday, 21:42
My boyfriend just left, come over.
? Yes. I will come back.
...........
I see those trends won't work on you, Chief.
?
Lee Jaheon
Sunday, 09:36
Kim Soleum. What is your preferred color?
?
Maybe… red or white?
Understood.
Why are you asking?
Your preference was unknown.
…Yes. But why do you need to know my favorite color?
It is to choose which flowers to buy.
???? Please explain why you are buying flowers.
Yes. It is because giving flowers to a partner is perceived as romantic.
Does that mean you're trying to romance me?
Yes. ❤️
!!!
Okay. Please romance me.
Yes. I will do so.
Lee Jaheon
Friday, 20:54
Chief, are you busy this weekend?
Yes.
Right. Are you too busy to go on a date with me?
Please define date.
I want to spend time with you outside of work hours, preferably in some place with entertainment or catering. The duration is up to you.
Understood.
I will prepare.
?
Chief.
What do you mean you will prepare?
I will prepare for the date.
We haven't agreed on a date or activity yet.
Yes.
Please explain how you are preparing for the date.
Yes. I am planning how the date will proceed and shall inform you of the details in ten minutes.
...
❤️
Lee Jaheon
Wednesday, 07:12
Good morning, Chief.
Good morning.
Kim Soleum.
Yes?
Yes. ❤️
?
Wednesday, 10:12
Chief, please get an extra pastry for the Assistant Manager.
Yes.
Kim Soleum.
Yes?
Yes. ❤️
??
Wednesday, 20:47
Chief, can we video call in 15 min?
Yes.
Kim Soleum.
Chief, what is it? Please explain why you are calling my name.
Yes. I am calling you by your name to show closeness.
I recommend that you do the same.
Are you asking me to call you Lee Jaheon?
Yes.
It'll be difficult to do that when we're at the company.
But I'll do it when it's just the two of us, Lee Jaheon.
Ye
Yes.
Kim Soleum.
Lee Jaheon ❤️
Monday, 11:02
Chief.
I'm happy that you want to show affection.
But please don't hug or kiss me in front of the manager or assistant manager…
? Yes.
Thank you...
Explain your reasoning.
It's embarrassing.
Do you mean that you're embarrassed by our relationship?
No!
It's just that PDA is embarrassing.
Didn't we agree that we wouldn't act like a couple during work hours?
That is impossible.
??? Why?
It is not possible.
Please explain why it is not possible.
Yes. It is because I cannot erase my feelings for you.
...
Jaheon.
Tonight. Are you busy?
? Yes.
Too busy for a date?
No. ❤️
😊
Lee Jaheon ❤️
Sunday, 06:02
Where did you go?
? I have returned to my home address.
Did I do something wrong?
I know that our bodies are different, but… I don't understand. You knew this when we started this relationship.
?
I'm sorry.
Please explain why you are apologizing.
I'd like to know what I did wrong too…
? Please explain why you believe you did something wrong.
Because you left.
?
.......
Chief.
Do you understand what I meant when I asked you to come over?
Yes. It was an invitation to a date.
Then why did you leave in the middle of the night?
? To go to bed.
…No, I mean.
Can't you just stay in my bed!?
Leaving after we become intimate means that you disliked it!
Chief, did you dislike it!?
No.
Call me.
Right now.
...Yes.
Sunday, 11:35
Chief, you're the first person I gave my body to.
So…
Please take responsibility.
Yes. I will.