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The Awesome Slapstick Gets Reincarnated into Balatro
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SETTING: Slapstick appears out of thin air in front of a background meant to resemble the Balatro main screen. His hammer is thrown out of nothing into his arms and he catches it. Camera zooms into his face.
SLAPSTICK: Aw shucks, where am I, now?
JIMBO: Welcome, Neu joker!
SLAPSTICK: Well I sure am!
SLAPSTICK: Is this clown afterlife?
JIMBO: Whatever that is.
SLAPSTICK: hey.
SLAPSTICK: See, I was in space and I was fighting the Scientist Supreme of Dimension X fighting evil clowns when all of the sudden...
SLAPSTICK: I was here!
SLAPSTICK: And I was a clown!
SLAPSTICK: Are you evil clowns?
JIMBO: Lusty Joker can be classified as an evil clown.
JIMBO: I mean joker.
JIMBO: Following game rules do not strike me down Playstack.
SLAPSTICK: This is another dimension definitely
JIMBO: Balatro.
SLAPSTICK: Wow.
JIMBO: Now you will be flattened.
SLAPSTICK: Whaaaaaaat?
(He is flattened)
JIMBO: New joker, folks!
JIMBO: The Awesome Slapstick: x5 Mult. x10 Mult when electrocuted.
JIMBO: What does electrocuted mean?
(He is electrocuted)
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