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The Awesome Slapstick Gets Reincarnated into Balatro

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The Awesome Slapstick Gets Reincarnated into Balatro

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SETTING: Slapstick appears out of thin air in front of a background meant to resemble the Balatro main screen. His hammer is thrown out of nothing into his arms and he catches it. Camera zooms into his face.

SLAPSTICK: Aw shucks, where am I, now?

JIMBO: Welcome, Neu joker!

SLAPSTICK: Well I sure am!

SLAPSTICK: Is this clown afterlife?

JIMBO: Whatever that is.

SLAPSTICK: hey.

SLAPSTICK: See, I was in space and I was fighting the Scientist Supreme of Dimension X fighting evil clowns when all of the sudden...

SLAPSTICK: I was here!

SLAPSTICK: And I was a clown!

SLAPSTICK: Are you evil clowns?

JIMBO: Lusty Joker can be classified as an evil clown.

JIMBO: I mean joker.

JIMBO: Following game rules do not strike me down Playstack.

SLAPSTICK: This is another dimension definitely

JIMBO: Balatro.

SLAPSTICK: Wow.

JIMBO: Now you will be flattened.

SLAPSTICK: Whaaaaaaat?

(He is flattened)

JIMBO: New joker, folks!

JIMBO: The Awesome Slapstick: x5 Mult. x10 Mult when electrocuted.

JIMBO: What does electrocuted mean?

(He is electrocuted)

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