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We do not need more spiders bruh - 5:23 pm
Northen Territory: @landofqueens Fix the cane toad problem
Queensland: Erm
Northen Territory: You did it, so fix it
Queensland: meh dont wanna
Northen Territory: I will send a million crocs at you
Victoria: dudes i can smell colors
Queensland: what
Victoria: im being fr dude
Queensland: erm
Tasmania: @Australiasfave
New South Wales: Good fellow, I do believe thou meanest to inquire after my welfare.
Queensland: Oh ew hes turn british
New South Whales: Good fellow, thou hast inquired as to the reason behind my summoning of thy presence, hast thou?
Queensland: Victoria is on drugs again mate
New South Whales: Good heavens, old chap, not once more, I say.
Victoria: colorsss
Victora: WAIT THE BRITISH ARE HERE
Victroia: DONT COLONISE US AGAIN
New South Wales: Alas, I do not possess the profound majesty and incredible might of Mighty Britain
Queensland: what mate
South Australia: @IAMREALMATE
Australia: What is it my child
South Australia: -.-- --- ..- .-. / --. .- -.--
Northen Territory: Father, Please tell Queensland to stop the cane toad invasion
Australia: But
Northen Territory: Father. Do it.
Australia: @landofqueens Please stop the invasion of cane toads or Northen Territory will jump me
Queensland: uhh idfk know how
Australia: damn
Northen Territory: WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IN THE FIRST PLACE
Queensland: I WAS AN ALCOHOLIC BACK THEN
Northen Territory: NOT AN EXCUSE
Queensland: :(
Queensland: DAD NORTHERN TERRITORY IS BULLYING ME
Australia: dang
Western Australia: Hiya mates
Queensland: HELP ME WA
Western Australia: nt scares me sorry
Northern Territory: Hi.
Western Australia: Erm
Tasmania: i love drama
South Australia: ..-. --- .-. / .-. . .- .-..
Tasmania: Anywaysss i gotta go seal watching
South Australia: .. / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / .-.. .. -.- . / - --- / .--- --- .. -.
Tasmania: Swim to me then
South Australia: -.-. .- -. .----. -
Queensland: HAHAHHAHAH BRO CANT SWIM
South Australia: -.-. .- -. / -.-- --- ..- ..--..
Queensland: Erm.
Australia: Awww my babies cant swim
Queensland: SHUDDUP
ACT: whats happening
ACT: Also why is my name shortened
Australia: Australia Capital Territory is to long
ACT: now whos fault is this
Australia: Yeah i wonder
Victoria: I AM BACK
New South Whales: Verily, thou shalt abstain from those nefarious substances, fair Victoria.
Australia: My child is on drugs?
Australia: that sucks anyways
Western Australia: gang i think i ate raw chicken nuggets
Australia: huh
Australia: sounds like a skill issue
Western Australia: Oh ok
Queensland: first person to die from eating a chicken nugget
Western Australia: 。゜゜(´Ｏ`) ゜゜。
Northern Territory: Queensland.
Queensland: OMFG I KNOW IM STUPID I KNOW IM A WHORE AND I KNOW I CAUSED THE INVASION OF 200 MILLION CANE TOADS STOP RUBBING IT IN MY FACE FOR ONE SECOND
Northern Territory: Actually I was gonna tell you that New South Wales is gonna colonise you
Queensland: what
New South Wales: 'Tis thou dost request that certain utterances informant in manner be kept sealed; prithee, conceal my execrable behaviour.
Queensland: DONT COLONISE ME MATE
New South Wales: Verily, I shall partake in a repast consisting of beans upon toasted bread accompanied by a cup of tea, forthwith.
South Australia: .. / - .... .. -. -.- / -... .-. .. - .. ... .... / .. ... / .- / -.. .. ... . .- ... . / .- -. -.. / -. . .-- / ... --- ..- - .... / .-- .- .-.. . ... / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -.. .. . / -. --- .--
New South Wales: Verily, good fellow, I implore thee, refrain from thy impertinent utterances, lest I be compelled to impose my dominion upon thee.
South Australia: --- .... / -. --- / .. -- / ... --- / ... -.-. .- .-. . -.. --..-- / .- -. -.-- .-- .- -.-- ...
Australia: its been 14,794 days since you guys betrayed me
New South Wales: Verily, I do implore thee, that thy existence be no more.
Australia: WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING VERILY
New South Wales: Verily, 'tis a word most dear unto me, thou blundering simpleton.
Queensland: 67
New South Wales: May your life expire in a prolonged and agonising succession of moments.
South Australia: -.-. .- -. / ... - --- .--. / ... .--. . .- -.- .. -. --. / .. -. / ..-. .- -. -.-. -.-- --..-- / .--. .-.. . .- ... . / .. -- / -... . --. --. .. -. --. / -.-- --- ..- / -. . .-- / ... --- ..- - .... / .-- .- .-.. . ...
Western Australia: I am back
Queensland: no one cares
Western Australia: Σ(°ロ°)
Northern Territory: Be nice to him
Western Australia: thx nt
Victoria: Guyz my drugz got ztolen
Australia: i think they also stole your letter S privileges
Victoria: Zhuzh brah
Queensland: Im correct, swooping season is here
ACT: bro the bird lore is getting DARK fr fr 💀💀 theyre forming a whole skibidi squad out there no cap 😭😭 i saw one of them look at me with straight OHIO energy and i felt my aura DROP instantly 🗿🗿 chat we are NOT safe theyre about to pull up and ratio our whole existence fr fr this is giving major fanum tax vibes like theyre gonna tax our souls 💀💀 the bird arc is COMING and we are COOKED no cap 😭😭
ACT: Oh nooo >w< my fwend stowe my phone!! 😿✨ dat's sooo meanies!! now i'm stuck wifout my pwecious pwone and i can't text my besties ow pway my gamesies 😭💔 pwease hewp me get it back fwom dat naughty fwendy!! uwu nyaa~ 🥺📱💕
ACT: i am never letting my friends use my phone again
New South Wales: Good fellow, thy acquaintances appear infinitely more distressing than a certain individual, somehow.
Australia: I hate you guys rn because non of you are britan
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