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Ichiraku Ramen.
The go-to place of Konohagakure villagers when it comes to ramen. You don't know how long this place has been operating. Not that you bothered knowing anyway.
You can either eat there alone, or bring your friends with you. However...
When it comes to the latter, there is one thing you gotta prepare for...
"HUH!? Ye shut yer mouth, Kakashi! I never said anythin' like that -jya!" A light-blue haired woman's voice burst out, hands slamming on the counter with control as she looked at the silver haired masked man with disbelief.
The silver-haired masked man, whom she have just thought as shameless, gave a shrug.
"Maa, I mean, you're the one who invited us here. It's only natural you'd do it."
He have that shitty upside down crescent shaped eyes that she wanted to pluck out right now.
Next to him, a bushy brow guy in a green spandex, just finished his bowl of ramen. With a glint on his dark eyes, his bushy brows knitted together (as always) as he look at you two.
"Now, now. You got to honor your words, Horai. A true man wouldn't try to turn away from their words!" He spoke with his arms crossed, shaking his head with a sigh. (What the heck is he even shaking his head for?!)
"I only said 'Hey, wanna eat at Ichiraku?' DON'T BUY HIS CRAP, GAI!!!" Her disbelief doubled down as she couldn't believe what she just heard.
Did she seriously just heard that from the most principled man she had known?!
Teuchi-san, the owner of the place, watched the three's antics while tending to other customers, a smile formed while the nonsense ensues.
If only they took a glance of their surroundings, they would have known that some people are watching their ridiculousness.
"Okay! Let's do this then! Rock paper scissors, the three of us. The one who loses pays what we ate!" Gai immediately stood up, the competitiveness (that's totally unrelated to paying the ramen) in his eyes starting to fire up.
"Fine by me. I'll probably win anyway." Kakashi said, his plan on winning to get away from paying is seeping through his lax tone, earning him a glare from the woman.
"Guhh! Kakashi.. as expected of my rival (what's that even got to do with this? She thought...)..." The bushy brows knitted together again, clenching his fist with the Power Of Youth surging through. "Let's change that. The one who loses pays!"
Turning his head, Kakashi looked at her, as if he had some unfinished business.
"You're gonna be the one paying, right? Horai~?" The audacity he have to ignore Gai's compromise. And what the fuck's with that shitty tone!?
"WE FREAKIN PAY OUR OWN FILL, DAMNIT!!!!"
