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EPISODE 1:
DORA: Hola! Me llama Dora! Dora the explorer! Can you say backpack?
BACKPACK: Hola! Soy backpack! I’m Dora’s _SPECIAL_ helper! See you tonight Dora *lip bite*
DORA: See you tonight Backpack! I’ll wear my special clothes! I’m so excited for our fun and games!
BACKPACK: *winks* See you then - I’ll be in the bedroom…
BOOTS: Wowwww Dora! You really pulled a catch with backpack! Do you need a third tonight?
DORA: EWWW NO BOOTS!!! We don’t need a threesome - we need a good night of fun and games. We’re going to do a bomb survivor roleplay!
*ENDS WITH DORA WALKING INTO BACKPACK’S HOUSE*
_To be continued…._
EPISODE 2:
DORA: I had a good time last night! I went exploring - into backpacks front pocket!
BOOTS: What did you find? *side eye*
DORA: Oh… special treasures..! And this weird but ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS white substance!!! *cheeky smike*
BOOTS: Can I try?
DORA: NO. Dora’s only.
BOOTS: *cries* BUT WHY DORA??
DORA: *shoots Boots with a bazooka* Bye bye Boots. The white stuff is Dora’s. And Dora’s only.
*THE END FOR NOW*
EPISODE 3:
*Dora and Backpack kissing*
DORA: *pulls back* Why are you so sexy and good at this?
BACKPACK: Practise with you mamacita? *lip bite*
DORA: Thank you padre! *blushes*
BACKPACK: You’re my sugar baby!
SWIPER: NOT FOR LONG SUCKER *stabs backpack 676767 times*
DORA: *cries* NOOOOOOOOOOOO
SWIPER: See you later sweetie! Xoxo
DORA: I’d rather die.
SWIPER: Bet.
*EPISODE 4 COMING SOON*
EPISODE 4:
DORA: Hola soy Dora! Can you help me find the map inside backpack? *looks at his dead body*
BACKPACK BUT DEAD: Hola Dora. I’m dead stop being flirty. Do you want this map?
DORA: *ignores he’s dead* Oh! Sí Backpack! Gracias mi Novio! Now can you find x marks the spot?
SWIPER: Hola Dora.
DORA: Swiper no swiping!
SWIPER: No promises Chica!
DORA: Oh no! Where’s the map gone! *fake shock*
SWIPER: *pisses himself with joy* Bye bye Dora.
*Drops atomic bomb on Dora*
DORA: *shits herself and stays silent because she died*
SWIPER: *EVIL LAUGH* I WIN!!! HOORAY!!!!
*THE END.*
_For good now!_